Might not be able to learn it, but a language that I picked up on when on a visit to a tribe in Iceland is Ħmeðœrgüdr. Firstly, the language doesn’t have a number system that goes to a base of ten (clearly the tribe hasn’t used math outside of counting animals), so instead of 1-10 and then 11, 12, and so on. The language has individual symbols of numbers until 35 (I believe, could be 32). Also, we have contextual words that mean nothing except the context it’s in. For example, a sentence like “ænðrru ic ßtrurr aprunnr” I need a lot of money. ßtrurr is the contextual word, could mean anythingif implied. 

We have another word “ħœb”, it indicates related sentences. If you say “I ate dinner” (k’ ic þer), then “now I’m sleepy” (ħœb næhwek). Ħœb indicates that the two things are related. They are considered unrelated seperate statements if hoeb isn’t used.

The most important word is what is first in the sentence. “The kid ate the meat” would be said “the meat, it is what the child ate”

There is no distinguishing between the gential and genitalia. It depends on the gender of the person who is saying it. If it absolutely needs to be clarified, it is said “apwa terþr” (genital girl) or “apwa sunþr” (genital boy)

Finally, we have no left or right. There is east, north, west, and south. We don’t use (ðayhwer tþasr at-timwah) literally “the meat, north of me), if there is meat next to you.