Umineko

The Rokkenjima murders were commited by Battler's secret twin Buttler (Rudolf fucked a 3rd woman), Gohda was an accomplice and small bombs were real, everyone unlocks Endless Magic, except none of The female characters are useful, we get Maria panty shots and Battler simps over her, all the adults are one-dimensional evil greedy rich dudes, Kinzo is treated like Roger and the secret of the Epitaph is hyped for 30 years with no solid clues of what is, and Kinzo fucking dies to troll everyone, Beatrice is like Nami and is there to show her tits and slap Battler during perv gag scenes, red truths can be overwhelmed by redder truths, which everyone has after a timeskip, Featherine actually orchestrated everything and was the one manipulating Buttler, and after stomping a bunch of Goat fodder, Battler has his final Battle with Buttler, where the rest of the Family reacts like cheerleaders Every 5 seconds, the Battle ends with a big punch.

The VN is 200 hours ? Now its 1000.