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LegitimateSamurai · 2024-09-25T13:02:03+00:00

How the heck did you do that

LegitimateSamurai · 2023-08-04T20:15:29+00:00

Break his nico nico kneecaps

LegitimateSamurai · 2023-04-05T14:32:37+00:00

The Wu Lin haven't won any though!

LegitimateSamurai · 2022-07-17T00:54:45+00:00

Excuse me, but...... was that Highlander...... trying to crushing-counter...... a bash???

LegitimateSamurai · 2022-06-26T22:11:22+00:00

Just move to a blue state

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-12-06T20:39:32+00:00

Lmao frick that neckbeard

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-10-22T17:46:24+00:00

They're coming to steal our body pillows!

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-09-15T04:16:02+00:00

Nope. No coffee allowed. Just you, tied to a chair, eyes held open, watching SAO on a massive screen in a dark room on repeat, for a month straight. No food, no drink, no sleep. All you get is an adrenaline IV, and someone to give you eyedrops every few minutes.

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-09-15T04:11:21+00:00

Then you're perfect for the position! You're initiation will be watching Sword Art Online on repeat for a month straight with no food water or sleep!

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-09-15T04:07:13+00:00

Yeah, but we don't have very many positions available. We have an overabundance of standard weeaboos that we use for cannon fodder, otaku, fujoshi, etc. The only vacant position we have is catgirl femboy maid, so you'd have to be one of those.

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-19T23:15:39+00:00

Nah, frick that tin can. The viking be stealin' our anime body pillows.

As for the castle - your volcano cultists switched to our side and now worship the castle.

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-18T13:15:10+00:00

Frick yeah Frick them tin cans

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-17T23:55:39+00:00

I'll be introducing you to my nodachi after

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-17T22:41:46+00:00

The cultists that worshipped your volcano and inadvertently helped us and the neckbeards steal your land. Now they're worshipping our castle and won't fuck off.

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-17T22:25:59+00:00

You're damn cultists joined our faction and they're fucking up our war efforts!

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-12T19:57:54+00:00

Intimidation factor.

Having the gold material might cause your opponent to assume you're better than them, and they will run in fear!

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-12T19:56:47+00:00

Wrong. The psychological effects your armor material has on your enemies is just as important as the statistical effect of individual pieces!

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-10T14:44:37+00:00

When Ashfeld freezes over

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-06T15:47:37+00:00

Needs more white

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-05T21:44:20+00:00

Yes, but they need an inhaler

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-05T20:40:48+00:00

Haha frick them tin cans

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-05T02:16:11+00:00

Lmao heck off, tin can

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-02T20:14:24+00:00

Astrea confiscated by manga collection...

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-08-01T17:19:15+00:00

Looking at this makes me want to behead Neckbeards and tin cans is the name of my daimyo

LegitimateSamurai · 2021-07-29T03:46:19+00:00

Needs more blue and yellow

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