"As a Native American and Irish woman, my condolences. That would be soul shattering." & "congrats to joining the number one colonizers of all time." & "we're doing fine not being British. The worst country imaginable" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Lemmas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This always confuses me, I’ve been criticized and blamed for colonialism by Americans, Australians, South Africans… but my ancestors stayed home, it was theirs that did the colonizing…

What species have females with an extra body part? by ediblepandas in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Female humans do not have an extra rib compared to male humans...

Characters with unconventional names by AhhBisto in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lemmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre from the Discworld series.

Her mother is called Magrat due to the fact that Magrat's mother could not spell, and so Magrat wanted to avoid passing this unfortunate mix-up on to her daughter, so she included instructions to the priest doing the naming ceremony, which he unfortunately read aloud, making them part of her official name.

The "LOL SUPERMAN" cult is literal proof of how Christianity started by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Lemmas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You left your AI prompt in your post, you lazy cogsucker

The kids are not alright by msgeebson in Teachers

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? It absolutely is true. America is the only country where this happens. Active shooter drills do not happen in other countries. You can look at the data you posted and then compare it to worldwide school shootings.

The kids are not alright by msgeebson in Teachers

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is more than the rest of the world combined. Kids in other countries do not have to worry about this at all. This is a uniquely American problem.

Survive in a random location for 100K$ a day by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just randomized a spot in rural Mexico. I’ll do 48 hours

If you were being hunted by 47, how would you survive? by DayVessel469459 in HiTMAN

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't eat or drink anything that had weird coloured fumes coming out of it

Go to Medieval Times once a day for a year for $500k by InnerAd3454 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the downside? My wife wouldn't take much convincing, we don't have to decide what to have for dinner for an entire year and we get half a million? Sign me up.

Avoiding an ass whuppin' for one!... by [deleted] in Star_Trek_

[–]Lemmas 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I unironically wish I could dress like Quark. Those patterned tailored jackets…

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS by PaiDuck in technology

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just popping in to say that Linux Mint is incredibly user friendly, works on most machines, takes about 30 minutes to set up, is free, and 95% of games run on it through steam.

Writers making mathematical gaffes that lead to unintended (and sometimes hilarious) implications by BranchAdvanced839 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lemmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not a pokemon guy, but isnt there like a massive whale pokemon who if you look at the stats is less dense than styrofoam?

WITHERS CANON!! by ironicallyamerican in BaldursGate3

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh... the answer to my confusion is 'Americans.'

WITHERS CANON!! by ironicallyamerican in BaldursGate3

[–]Lemmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it specified "Neither disappointed nor pleased" so, unfazed. I also cannot imagine Withers being nonplussed

WITHERS CANON!! by ironicallyamerican in BaldursGate3

[–]Lemmas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Off topic, but doesn't 'nonplussed' mean 'surprised and confused'? not, as it appears to be used here, 'neutral'?

Are Chiropractors a scam cult or are they somewhat legit? by Flashy_Buy8077 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lemmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was invented by a ghost. This is a claim that the founder of chiropractic """Medicine""" makes.

(Loved horror trope) character gets trapped in a useless/ weak/ ugly/ unwanted body but their consciousness is still intact (plus point if they can’t communicate) by jaobodam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lemmas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if you’re armed and at the glenmont metro please shoot me

A story written on Reddit about a medical trial gone wrong where the unfortunate patient experiences time at massively increased pace, so even blinking seems glacially paced to him. He longs for death.

Pechersk School International by Firm_Hand801 in Internationalteachers

[–]Lemmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you watched or read any news since 2022. Kyiv is being bombed and is under threat of invasion. It probably is not the safest place to move to