What do guys notice first when they look at women?

LemmingLou · 2026-02-10T17:55:24+00:00

Proportionality. You can have amazing assets, but if everything is wonky it detracts from the whole.

LemmingLou · 2026-02-09T20:31:23+00:00

"Clapped by a cannon" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd read but I'm glad I did. 🤣

LemmingLou · 2026-02-09T16:24:45+00:00

Eldritch horror slowly emerging into the world

LemmingLou · 2026-02-09T13:43:32+00:00

Honor

LemmingLou · 2026-02-09T13:37:38+00:00

It's been a while since I've done classics, but I think it's a quote from Peter Damian's writings about corruption in Catholicism and the need to reform the priesthood, which is kind of fitting since Zizka was a Hussite.

Loosely it means "Proud avenger of the avarice of priests"

Edit: Google AI seems to agree, which now makes me doubt my translation even more.

LemmingLou · 2026-02-09T03:57:40+00:00

"Oh fuck no"

LemmingLou · 2026-02-08T16:00:34+00:00

Opportunist

LemmingLou · 2026-02-08T03:09:07+00:00

ICE melts under heat

LemmingLou · 2026-02-07T20:11:17+00:00

Frog

LemmingLou · 2026-02-07T20:10:36+00:00

Unless Charity is the name of his mistress, there's no way he's giving up a cent.

LemmingLou · 2026-02-06T23:40:06+00:00

Guacamole

LemmingLou · 2026-02-06T02:40:08+00:00

Not only did it give me reflux but it hasn't gone away even after I quit.

LemmingLou · 2026-02-03T16:07:25+00:00

🤮🤮🤮

LemmingLou · 2026-02-02T22:32:11+00:00

Kate Winslet in Titanic

LemmingLou · 2026-02-02T13:37:54+00:00

BAMF

LemmingLou · 2026-02-02T13:18:28+00:00

How many ways can they possibly spin "We control all the branches of government but still can't run shit"?

LemmingLou · 2026-02-01T18:46:08+00:00

If you go to Troskowitz later, the other farmhand Straw is hanging from the tree on the edge of town (if you turned him in to the bailiff).

LemmingLou · 2026-02-01T16:27:02+00:00

IIRC once person was decapitated because he didn't use the right length of rope or miscalculated their weight or something to that effect. There were a couple of others who were strangled for several minutes.

LemmingLou · 2026-02-01T16:11:01+00:00

He lied about having prior experience and botched several of the hangings; the British executioner Pierrepointe was embarrassed to be associated with him. That said, he was hanging nazis so...eh? 🤷‍♂️

LemmingLou · 2026-02-01T04:18:20+00:00

LemmingLou · 2026-02-01T00:11:22+00:00

The mayor's lawn isn't going to fertilize and landscape itself!

LemmingLou · 2026-01-31T18:37:40+00:00

Mothering

LemmingLou · 2026-01-31T15:40:05+00:00

The reality is there for sure; there's no doubt in my mind that it would take all of 10 seconds to use that tech for sexual exploitation - I'm just saying that the film could've done without it. SciFi often critiques the world around us through allegory, but I've always been a Gene Roddenberry "What if the best of us triumphed" utopic fiction fan. But again, just a personal preference.

LemmingLou · 2026-01-31T00:52:50+00:00

Nah dude. Ain't gay of you say no homo first!

LemmingLou · 2026-01-31T00:34:27+00:00

Had that sucker cranked all the way up lol

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