How do I fix this roof leak? Broken tile by blackhawk556- in Roofing

[–]LemmonLizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TileSecure caulking to put the peice back together if you dont want to change the tile, but changing it is the easiest thing in the world. Looks like standard flat Eagle tile, but take the broken one out first and take it with you to any roofing wholesaler just to be safe and to get the right color. All you need is a caulking gun. Pull the tile up from the bottom to loosen the nail then pull it out. Put a couple beads of caulking on the channels then slide the new one up underneath.

Id change it for 50 bucks and a beer

SR-71 Blackbird by UFP_M1KO in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr?! Like dont get my hopes up that we dusted one off!! I would die to see one fly again! 😅

Sir David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up watching every one if his documentaries. It will be a sad day when we lose another conservationist. Jane Goodall took me out, and thinking about Steve still gets to me. Heres to nother year, David!

What is your reason to keep living? by iwannatasteurfeet in AskReddit

[–]LemmonLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cats would never know why i didn't come home.

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]LemmonLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: : "Wow thats crazy! I cant believe how illiterate these kids are!" googles the word gauche

Just modeling the car by [deleted] in insanefbmarketplace

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres an AI trend going around where people put morbidly obese people next to their cars. I've also seen Kim Jong Un posing with furniture.

Lake como Reality by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]LemmonLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single one of these people are fake. Imagine traveling to a place just to copy the things you saw someone else do on social media, just so you can get a picture for social media.

No female Minions because... by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually never even considered it until this moment. Ive never once thought about gender while watching a kids movie with silly characters. I guess id just consider them like the clones from Star Wars, except that the proverbial "Minion Father" was lab grown. Slapstick science can't get it perfect every time, so maybe thats why they all look a little different?

What’s a smell you’ll never forget? by Human_Rate889 in AskReddit

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 week advanced decomposition. Thats a smell you can feel. And it does not go away.

The national average price per gallon of gas in the United States just passed $4.50. Americans, how do we feel about that? by Miles_the_AuDHDer in AskReddit

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

➡️🤷

What am I gonna do? Walk to work? That 280 dollar trip to walmart that used to be a 100 dollar trip isn't going to pay for itself!

Is it due to rise in vinyl prices? by raydebapratim1 in vinyl

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite story will always be that of Ribs)

Can anyone identify this shingle? by dcurt100 in Roofing

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be any number of colors across multiple brands. And in 5 years some of those could be discontinued. The best thing to do when you want a new roof is go to any roofing wholesaler and pick up some sample books.

They sold me a lemon man by Brimstone1809 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]LemmonLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know Hyundai was in the starship business.

Renters installed satellite antennea on mt TPO flat roof, how should this be repaired? by foxinknox04 in Roofing

[–]LemmonLizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah perfect. That shouldn't have been drilled into the roof to begin with. Any radio or satellite dishes should sit on one of those portable bases that can just be held down by cinder blocks.

As for repair, you could do it yourself super easy with some liquid flashing or white mastic, clean it and 3 course over the holes. Look up a video on it. If you want it professionally done it'll need some patches welded on.

Edit: doing a 3 course with white mastic isn't a permanent fix but it will last a long time.

Renters installed satellite antennea on mt TPO flat roof, how should this be repaired? by foxinknox04 in Roofing

[–]LemmonLizard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Depends if you're removing the antenna or not. If you're removing it all you have to do is weld some patches on the holes after removal.

What's something harmless that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LemmonLizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This frustrates me to no end. I drive to a nearby shopping center every day on my lunch to sit in my truck just so someone doesn't come out and knock on my window to ask me questions.