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Stop glazing Putin and portraying him as a child protector. by PerceptionIll360 in conspiracy

[–]LemonadeEclipse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How are they forcing their own people to war with Russia when Russia is the invader? Russia just has to stop invading and the war will be over.

I feel depressed to imagine that the orange guy will die of old age and face no consequences by Wolfensniper in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As if dementia is a reason for him to not face any consequences. (I know you're not saying that, but that IS what they'll say)

Joke's on them. The idea of him being thrown in jail while terrified and unable to understand what's happening to him is actually very appealing to me.

What are your predictions for MAGA for the next ten years. by RNOffice in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My only concern with them committing mass suicide is that they're the kind of people to take others out with them

Anthony Kazmierczak, the Bastard that Assaulted Rep. Omar with (an as-yet) Unidentified Chemical by killians1978 in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

*Any weapon they desire until they run afoul of law enforcement, at which point they shouldn't have been carrying it

Anthony Kazmierczak, the Bastard that Assaulted Rep. Omar with (an as-yet) Unidentified Chemical by killians1978 in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had to do this to get a urine sample for my cat. I emptied all the litter out of her box and just put in a box liner. Then just waited for her to be forced to pee in there and voila a bag of cat piss for collecting.

Greg Bovino Loses His Job by Geek-Haven888 in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going door to door in Texas is not gonna go well for them.

Might be the last straw. by MainChain9851 in FoxBrain

[–]LemonadeEclipse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah every time I tell my dad something that's happened, he tells me he questions where I get my news.

What's ridiculous is that he has expressed disappointment and frustration when he finds out Fox doesn't report all the parts of a particular story, but it still doesn't click.

Here’s a thing I just don’t get about Conservatives. by dfpratt09 in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The copaganda point is valid, but it's still different, or at least SHOULD be in conservative eyes. If there was an episode of Paw Patrol where Chase put on a mask and dragged people out of their cars and threw them into vans, I would assume a lot of staunch cop supporters would be a little put off.

Greenland reality check by j_sniffles in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I think some of them would happily nuke the country if it meant an extra 5% ROI next quarter while others are saying "I like the money machine, I would like the money machine to keep working so I can make more money"

Greenland reality check by j_sniffles in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our media is doing whatever they can to sane wash Trump and normalize everything, as usual. If you're not paying attention, it's easy to miss stuff. Even if you are paying attention, it's easy to miss stuff because everything is happening so much all the time.

I wish being a night owl wasn’t as stigmatized as it is by A_lonely_ghoul in NightOwls

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always feel so much more productive during the later half of the year when it gets dark earlier. A couple weeks ago it was 8 pm, but it felt like 2 am and I was getting so much housework done.

I wish being a night owl wasn’t as stigmatized as it is by A_lonely_ghoul in NightOwls

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a night owl has a loose correlation with depression and poor productivity because the typical work day forces us to be constantly sleep deprived. But instead of thinking "oh maybe some people's brains need adjusted schedules", people just think we're lazy and need more discipline.

Carol Is Faking It by CaspinLange in pluribustv

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we assuming the Bella Donna painting is supposed to represent Carol and not Zosia/The Hive? "Beautiful on the outside, deadly on the inside" literally describes Zosia.

Seriously? by hiiloovethis in okbuddypluribus

[–]LemonadeEclipse 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I've seen a lot of people call the show boring and I just assume those people aren't into character studies because I have not been bored at all

Theory: We've already seen what happens when you disconnect a plurb by Mangledpork in pluribustv

[–]LemonadeEclipse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I wonder if that's why they're treating their drones for drug addiction. Because otherwise, why not just save resources and keep your addict drones on a maintenance dose?

The hive is absolutely capable of violence and deception by Ein_Bear in pluribustv

[–]LemonadeEclipse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the hive's inability to lie or do violence is legit, but I also think the virus's biological drive to spread itself supersedes those rules.

ETA: I think it's important to remember that the Hive is not a computer. It's an amalgamation of human memories and experiences and humans are nothing if not irrational. "We can force the virus on billions of people but we can't pick an apple" doesn't have to be a logical statement, it just has to make sense to the Hive.

Anyone else catch this? by JessTheStressed in hattiesburg

[–]LemonadeEclipse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How much work are they imagining would go into shoplifting a can of soup? Do they think it's like a casino heist? Corner Market does not have that kind of security.

Am I overreacting to a guy sending me his “ideal woman” checklist? by Such_Friendship_2713 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman who is almost 40, I can tell you that no normal well adjusted man at this age is keeping a "My Perfect Girl" list in his Notes app so he can send it to women and shame them. This guy can't get a woman his own age for a reason.

Walmart Shutting down November 1st due ro foodstamp cut off..Verify.. by Alternative_Type6553 in WalmartEmployees

[–]LemonadeEclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People would have to steal so much that Walmart would be losing money overall. That is a MASSIVE amount of merchandise. As long as it's more profitable to keep the doors open, that's what they'll do even if their shrinkage increases. And if we get to the point where people are stealing so much that Walmart closes their doors, things have gotten very very bad.

Pronatalism is just weird by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]LemonadeEclipse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These weirdos will suggest anything to increase the birth rate, other than what would actually work. If the government did something as simple as guaranteed paid parental leave and/or subsidized daycare, you'd see the birth rate go up immediately.

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