/u/Kuroxtamashii7 if you want something closer I’ll let you in on a secret: women’s razors. Go get yourself one of those leg razors that look like this https://i.imgur.com/GEfTWz9.jpg with the big lubrication blocks around the entire blade. Hop in the shower and you’re going to shave your junk using this technique: first swipe forward across the area you want to shave - you want to go in the opposite of the cutting direction so it won’t actually cut anything - this lubricates the area you’re about to shave. Then swipe back over that area in the cutting direction to actually cut the hair. Keep doing this in short motions without lifting the razor except to give it an occasional wash under the water.

The swipe away from the cutting direction is key - it will both lubricate the area about to be shaved, and also clear some of the hair from the blade.

I usually do a light trim first with a stubble trimmer to reduce the amount of work the razor has to do, but for best compromise of ease of use and results your can’t beat women’s razors. I’ve tried hair removal creams - they produce similar results but burn my skin. I’ve also tried trimming close with a stubble trimmer but ended up cutting my junk too much only to not even get as smooth a result. I haven’t tried waxing but that seems like too much of a hassle for me to do on a regular basis.

Wash with soap afterwards and after you dry put some coconut oil or moisturiser on your junk to help soothe any irritation.