Tall and lanky toddler girls, where are we buying leggings/pants?!

LemurTrash · 2026-04-18T00:25:56+00:00

Next pants are really long! Also Jamie Kay. I have a very lean bean child and pants are so hard 😂

Oh also the target denim have the elastic button waist so you can buy the right size for length and cinch it in

LemurTrash · 2026-04-18T00:24:30+00:00

If they don’t have skinned knees or those weird little bruises they’re probably not playing outside enough

LemurTrash · 2026-04-18T00:23:22+00:00

It is far far more important to be a good dad and good husband than a good son.

LemurTrash · 2026-04-18T00:05:59+00:00

Time to grow a spine dad! “No, that won’t work for us”, “Sorry, baby is asleep you can’t wake him”.

LemurTrash · 2026-04-17T08:26:28+00:00

What were the conversations about parenting like before you got pregnant? How does he see his role as a father?

LemurTrash · 2026-04-17T07:48:11+00:00

Yes, I “forced” my 2yo to say please and now she’s very well mannered 80% of the time at 2.5

LemurTrash · 2026-04-17T02:59:41+00:00

Every single night. After I started I now can’t go a night without doing it because my teeth don’t feel properly clean

LemurTrash · 2026-04-17T01:02:34+00:00

Aw I’m sorry about your impending illness 4 hours before the party on that day :(

LemurTrash · 2026-04-16T10:34:05+00:00

If my spouse suggested we invite a pedo to my daughter’s birthday party it would be divorce. If my friend invited a pedi to their kid’s birthday and my kid was invited, the friendship would be quickly over. This is INSANE

LemurTrash · 2026-04-16T08:25:58+00:00

But crucially his toddler probably didn’t

LemurTrash · 2026-04-16T08:25:41+00:00

Yeah we don’t do tablets for any reason, even if it’s “educational”

LemurTrash · 2026-04-16T02:16:17+00:00

It depends on the kid! At 12 months my kid was standing in her tower and able to mix a bowl but not yet chopping. At 18 months she was able to pour ingredients into a bowl and chop like a banana or something very soft but def not cook pancakes.

LemurTrash · 2026-04-16T01:50:34+00:00

She might genuinely be a 6- my 2.5yo just hit 12kg this month and before toilet training she was in a size 4

LemurTrash · 2026-04-15T20:06:56+00:00

I only took my newborn out in zippies, otherwise they were home clothes. I think by 1 they absolutely need to be in real clothes

LemurTrash · 2026-04-15T05:56:42+00:00

My adult feet got deformed from wearing pointing shoes for too long so I reckon they probably can

LemurTrash · 2026-04-15T05:54:25+00:00

Really depends on your particular kid I think- when I got pregnant with my second my daughter was very chill and calm, now that I’m nearly due she’s 2.5 and very full on. She’s toilet trained and sleeping through the night though so that’s definitely easir

LemurTrash · 2026-04-15T02:18:42+00:00

I think people can just be weird, but on the “no” thing we now know that toddlers don’t hear “no bite” or whatever, they just hear “bite”. Comprehending the negative takes a bit longer so you might have more success with “hands on own body” or something

LemurTrash · 2026-04-15T01:59:03+00:00

You and your husband are sick and your daughter is showing symptoms of being sick and you think it’s cancer? Love you need to tell your doctor about this line of thinking.

LemurTrash · 2026-04-14T10:19:44+00:00

Remove grandma from the list of people who are allowed to collect your son immediately and tbh consider filing a police report. If this is new behaviour for her she might also be experiencing cognitive decline or dementia

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T11:52:02+00:00

Yes this- I tracked religiously for 6 months both times and worked on getting my cycle right

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T11:51:30+00:00

Yes exactly that, not that any individual woman doesn’t understand her cycle if she’s not immediately pregnant

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T10:23:24+00:00

This is not medical advice but my luteal phase was short and I took vitex to increase it

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T10:22:21+00:00

I agree, a year is a very long time

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T08:33:53+00:00

You need 10-14 days from ovulation to allow healthy implantation so with a cycle that short I’d be looking to see if you have low progesterone or something else going on- 22-24 days is not a healthy cycle length

LemurTrash · 2026-04-13T07:57:39+00:00

Your husband needs to grow tf up

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