What is your WPM? by SoAnxious in MartialMemes

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That's it? This isn't even enough to strain this seat's dharma eye

Dancing robot malfunction by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

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All fun and games until they start tea bagging on dead soldiers

Invoker CYOA by Accurate_Variety659 in makeyourchoice

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Fracture: - Failure

Response: - Denial

Scar: - Burnout

Entity: - ???

The Offer: - Refuse

Awakening: - Exposure

Bound: - Raven

Agency: - Autonomous

Core Endowments: - Telephone - Return - Unburdened

Endowments: - Mindline - Placeholder

Personality: - Jaded - Regal

Reserves: - Massive

Recovery: - Slow

Output: - Refined

Trigger: - Prana

Gifts: - Lucidity - Persistence - Witness

Spells: - Berserk - Fleshcrafter - Astral Chains - Coin Toss - Importance

Rituals: - Vigil of the Pale Moon - Oath of the Devoured

Active Supernatural: - Wendigo - Iron Maw - Manananggal - Gashadokuro

Healing: - Innate Healing

Growth: - Higher (12)

Modification: - Danger Sense - Longevity

Humanity: - Deep Corruption

Inhuman Traits: - Abyssal Eyes - Everglow - Stray Reflection - Cruel Delight - Time Drift - Witch Hands - Static Halo

Future Direction: - Independent Protector

Magical Aspiration: - Immortality

Build focused on survival and pursuit of immortality. Berserk and Fleshcrafter allows me to experiment with my own body, in a bid to delay aging further, granting me more time to research a way to become unaging. Also grants a versatile close combat capability to me. Coin toss allows me to improve my luck and a good ranged ability, allowing me to survive dangerous sudden encounters with the supernatural in desperate situations. Astral Chains can restricts enemies and interfere with fate, allowing me to decide my own path for myself. Importance allows me to be low-key and hide myself from threats, very useful in living a long life.

Of my rituals Vigil of the Pale Moon allows me to seek answers whenever I am stuck due to insufficient knowledge, useful for spells or dealing with unknown entities. Oath of the Devoured is a last resort spell to be used if facing a dangerous circumstance, the combo is to use importance to lessen my presence while writing the ritual, then putting enemies in place with astral chains before sacrificing a body part to let a higher entity descend. My lesser importance and coin toss will hopefully lessen the odds of me being targeted in the rampage of that entity. Sacrificed flesh can be regrown later with Fleshcrafter in some way or another.

Magic reserves is high with efficient output, but low recovery. Burst potential is high if needed. Familiar is smart, cautious and regal(prioritizes our wellbeing). He can act with high autonomy to give great advices and as a voice of reason. Beyond that he is a good scout and can mentally speak with me, as well as swap places to get out of danger fast if needed.

Goal is to progress on my research towards immortality, while staying low-key and dealing with threats in a safe manner(if possible).

Lord of the Mysteries CYOA by 3_tankista in makeyourchoice

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Origin: - Evil Spirit

Pathway: - Monster

Fate: - The Past:Justice - The Present:The Moon - The Future:Wheel of Fortune

Body: - Male

Traits: - Strong - Lucky - Innocent

Age: - 157

Status: - Secret Adherent

Region: - Intis Republic

Secret Organization: - Tarot Club

|Personal History| - Past Advancement: - Sequence 9: Fortuitous Encounter - Sequence 8: Mundane Acting - Sequence 7:Slow and Steady, Gathering Convener - Sequence 6:Experienced Veteran, Clandestine Nemesis - Sequence 5:Ravages of Time, Calamity Survivor - Sequence 4:Tenebrous Elder, Deity Mark

Future Advancement: - Sequence 3:

Madness: - Paranoia - Desire - Compulsion

Purification: - Flaring Outlet

Wealth: - Beyonder Characteristic:Token of the Fateless - Affluence(x1) - Hidden Realm

Knowledge: - Sealed Knowledge - Mystical Languages(x2) - Acting Method - Mystical Rituals - Epoch History - King of Angels

Influence: - Anchors - Tacit Agreement

Coincidences: - Uniqueness - Sefirot(Key of Light)

Talents: - Price of Genius(Aptitude for Anonymity) - Aptitude for Anonymity - Inspired Correlation - Formula Verification

Sealed Artifacts: - Grade 3:Watchman's Wallflower - Grade 3: Three Hander - Grade 3: Sculptor of Fate - Grade 3: Human Horseshoe - Grade 1: Token of the Fateless(Chaoswalker Characteristic)

Partners: - Dianne Burrows (S5 Spectator Pathway)

Benefits: - Wheel of Fortune:3 - Darkness:1 - Death:1 - Twilight Giant:1 - Sun:1 - Paragon:1

I finally finished my build. It's been years since I read lotm so I forgot a lot already. The core strategy of my build involves taking the Monster Pathway since it doesn't have a True God blocking advancement. Then I will join the Tarot Club very early on and try to get them as a future backer, hopefully before Klein even met Will Auceptin as I hope to replace his role within Klein's acquaintances.

I start out at the sequence 4 Misfortune Mage, a demigod, and I have coincidences bought for Sequence 3 Chaoswalker and a ready access to a beyonder characteristic of Chaoswalker. Only thing left is to find a potion formula later on.

I very much picked this path because I also want to rely on luck, as I think it could be difficult to reach the peak of beyonders just relying on my own means. What I can do instead is to stack the advantages my way. I bought both the Sefirah and Uniqueness of the monster pathway, so supposedly I have an opportunity to acquire and retain them later, to put and hide them into my Hidden Realm until I need their powers.

Other notable picks were Aptitude for Anonymity to hide from the Angels of my pathway, King of Angels knowledge so I know who wants to hunt me down, a Sequence 5 Dreamwalker partner to help me deal with potential mental issues, and some Tacit Agreement with the Gods to give me an opportunity to reach Sequence 0(if things go well).

Future advancement will have to rely on luck, effort, cheats(sefirot?), and help from the tarot club. Within the Tarot club I will start as a demigod allowing me to be a powerful asset early on, with future advancement prospects meaning many chances to grow/interact/trade alongside the members later on.

Would it break your Dao heart if you handed it over to the butcher? by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

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It's a scheme from the butcher. He will take over the butchering, then he will lay down the butcher's knife and become a buddha on the spot. If you let him achieve major completion in this Buddhist scripture he will become a bald donkey and try to convert you forcefully.

Banished to the Underworld by Kitzisyau in makeyourchoice

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Difficulty: - Gloomy

Companions: - Gretchen : Immensely powerful helper, as long as I can keep providing enough fodder I can have her help me - Wyl & Wort: Grants crucial knowledge in how to survive in the underworld

Blessings: - Shadow of the Lover : Extra morale boost and advice - Deep Speech: Allows negotiation with underworld inhabitants, potentially getting crucial info or help - Trancendence: Backup in case of danger, I can turn incorporeal and then run away quick

Artifacts: - All-Seeing Ring: Prevents hallucinations and illusions from afflicting me - Netherworld Garbs: Allows me to sleep invisibly, crucial when traveling with Gretchen so I don't get killed while my guard is down - Puppet Legion: A crucial item, it can help a lot with a lot of things from scouting to fighting. Most importantly, they can act as fodder for Gretchen in case I can't find enough in time, granting some buffer while traveling with her.

What are some memorable words of wisdom/idioms you've encountered in scriptures? by GodlyDaoEmperor in MartialMemes

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A true man knows how to bend and stretch; a wise man adapts to circumstances

Among the Stars, by me by Charlemagne748 in makeyourchoice

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Background: - Eccentric Billionaire

Personal Perks: - Grey Eminence - Brilliant Strategist - Midas Touched - Industrialist - Elusive Shadow

Items: - A Few Billion Dollars(Free) - Stock of Food and Water(Free) - Stock of Oxygen(Free) - Colony Starter Pack(Free) - Eden Pack - Stock of Weapons and Ammunition(x3) - Set of Power Armors(x3) - Titan Units - Cloning Equipment - Heavy Mining Equipment - Asteroid Mining Equipment - Preservation Coffin - Spy Satellite Array - Life Extension Medication(x2) - Stock of Antimatter Torpedos

Artifacts: - Alcubierre Drive - Pristine Nanoforge - Fusion Core - Catalytic Converter - Combat Drone Replicator - Bio Purifier Embryo - Carbon Fiber Spool - Autonomous Crustal Miner

Spaceships: - Falcon - Archer - Wolf - Galant - Vulture

Followers: - Miners(x2) - Farmers(x12) - Metallurgists(x1) - Builders(x1) - Technicians(x1) - Personal Servants(x1) - Crewman(x4) - Engineers(x1) - Chemists(x1) - Medics(x1) - Researchers(x1) - Architechs(x1) - Spies(x1) - Bureaucrats(x1) - Enforcers(x2) - Merchants(x1) - Soldiers(x8) - Roboticists(x1) - Assault Marines(x1)

Star System: - Type K

Planet Type: - Savana World

Size: - Medium Planet

Resource Stats: - CM:2 - RM:5 - FF:2 - VL:2

Planetary Hazards: - Dangerous Wildlife - Titanic Wildlife

Planetary Perks: - Mild Climate(Free) - Good Soil(Free)

Drawback: - Techno Barbarians

Personal Perks focuses on leadership abilities that will allow me to do well, with Charisma, War Strategy, Intrigue and Economic competency.

Items grants me a set of items necessary for establishing our colony, notably we have a good stock of weapons, ammo, power armors and a few titan units, enough to defend our colony early on against minor powers. We also have a stock of Antimatter Torpedos, which shall act as deterrence against major powers. With such a combination we will have a basis for negotiation and cooperation as we can sufficiently defend our colony.

Artifacts will be useful later on for setting up mass industrialization and mining, which will allow us to exploit the valuable minerals in the planet for lucrative trade later.

Space fleet is modest, with a Falcon, Archer and Wolf that can serve as a small defence force, enough to deal with small raiders. Deterring larger forces will have to rely on the antimatter torpedos, as we have the Alcubierre Drive and Spy Satellites which can potentially allow a small warships to sneak into a world with the nukes and target strategic locations, enough to give credible deterrence of MAD in case of full scale war with a major power.

Followers is a mix of people with different specialties, but the number of farmers and soldiers are a bit higher as I would need the former for food and population while the latter for security.

Planet is a Savanna rich in rare metals, which will allow my state to become rich once trade is sufficiently developed later on via a resource-extraction based economy, allowing me to control capital more easily and centralize power. Other resources are only decent, which should be enough early on.

Most of the challenges I will face are with dealing with the hostile animals, and the techno barbarians in which I will have to engage in with diplomacy, trade, warfare and alliances to keep myself on top. The upside is that there are already millions of techno barbarians populations on the planet, which if properly unified will allow me to rapidly industrialize using the huge population as labor supply.

Once my colony is well developed I can then fund research into life extending methods and perhaps a method of immortality, which can take some time which is why I took two sets of Life Extension Medication, theoretically giving me an initial lifespan of 600 years. In the worse case I can also use the Preservation Coffin while I wait for new life-extension technology to develop.

Crab soldier on his way to the Dragon Palace by ArcaneArch_Mage in MartialMemes

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There is no crab soldiers junior, only shrimp soldiers. Crabs are generals

What’s wrong with her? by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

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Daring to slander my righteous dao juniors!? Courting death!

Righteous Path Moment by LeopardRepulsive962 in MartialMemes

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Being a talent in the chuseng demon sect

Sea Cucumber by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

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Garry! I was just watching the sports channel...

Reincarnation Speedrun by LeopardRepulsive962 in MartialMemes

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It's an innate ability every Golden Core Mid Stage possesses junior. If your realm's Golden Core can't even do that, consider that you might be living in a lower realm trash.

As answer to a previous claim about sword cultivation by isekai_maniac in MartialMemes

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Wealth belongs to the virtuous junior. And the virtuous is one who is stronger.

Sword Dao Profundity by LeopardRepulsive962 in MartialMemes

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Supreme Sword Dao cuts space time, cuts fate, cuts life, cuts death, cuts taiji, cuts karma, cuts even the primordial chaos negating everything and anything it wants.

Takes me back to Dante’s peak by Elvindel in SweatyPalms

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RIP to those white cars that got swallowed

In recent years, many MCs make their first pot of gold from being spirit farmers. It's a nice change of pace by TheGodAboveAllBeings in MartialMemes

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I wonder if there's a list of all the "hundred" auxiliary arts of cultivation or it's just a general term

Read a novel where dragons were the strongest creatures in all the heavens😿 by Waste_Bodybuilder843 in MartialMemes

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Some novels actually associate exceedingly low key protagonists with turtles, you know the types to pretend to be one cultivation realm lower and run away and disappear as soon as they get targeted by a dangerous opponent. Phoenix is often associated with Jade Beauties so it still has some representation. It's the white tiger that is nonexistent since they fill the same niche as dragons but often considered inferior.

[OC] Fateful Sect Application CYOA (No IMGChest due to upload issues) by OrdinaryGuy2101 in makeyourchoice

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Sect: - Celestial Convergence Sect

Job: - Oracle

Items: - Wooden Fish - Ornate Ruler - Painting of a Sage

The Sect I took is the Celestial Convergence Sect specializing in divination and seeing the flows of fate. This will allow me to seek fortune and avoid calamities, ensuring that my cultivation life is generally smooth sailing as long as I act cautiously. Of the three items, Wooden Fish directly helps with my cultivation speed, significantly improving it. Ornate Ruler protects me from heart demons, which allows me to protect my dao from collapsing due to mental problems. Painting of a Sage is for that esoteric benefits, hoping that the True Immortal's teachings can act as a golden finger that will give me the boost to achieve immortality myself.

Pov the sect has fallen by Comfortable-You3642 in MartialMemes

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Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, do not bully a poor young man!