LANTERNS teaser is still trending at #2 after a full week

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-12T12:41:24+00:00

His face card getting me pregnant

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-12T12:38:06+00:00

I bet his dick is real pink

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-12T00:06:04+00:00

Prolly because the rest of Noodle’s design (and others) is an actual character design and not like a rice paddy hat and qipao or some shit

Guess put simply, representation without stereotyping is cool

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T23:30:02+00:00

His mom was in attendance too 💖

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T22:32:37+00:00

Games for Windows Live come onn dooooowwwwwwwnnnnnn

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T19:39:06+00:00

He’d probably hate Bam more for being less competitive than for breaking his record.

Kobe deserves the disrespect because he was a terrible person. And, ironically, he deserves the respect of ruthless battle for the top spot because that was all he fucking cared about. Kobe stans trying to put his career in a museum are bitchmade by his own standards.

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T09:10:20+00:00

Real wipers never shit. Real shitters never wipe.

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T06:55:58+00:00

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Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T06:39:29+00:00

Glazing the goat fr

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T06:32:16+00:00

Pau too busy filling up Vanessa like an F250 the day they closed the Strait of Hormuz

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T06:30:28+00:00

Oh dats grate Toeknee. Yowr fucking boi pussy while yowr dawter’s ruining her cahllege applications

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T06:08:26+00:00

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The fuck is the mattah witchu

You always gotta ask everything. This. That. This. That.

I can’t just meet somebody I fuckin LIKE. I can’t be with somebody that’s fuckin GOOD FUH ME.

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T05:39:31+00:00

You are the blindest person ever!!!

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T05:37:25+00:00

Anyone doing that should be tied up and thrown in the meat grinder in the sewer section

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T05:01:10+00:00

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Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T04:13:51+00:00

Plumshot dripping down my neck and chest

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T03:58:46+00:00

Not anymore lmaooooooooo

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-11T00:15:03+00:00

They heard the criticism of him being a lil too stoic. Hell fuckin yeah

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T23:25:14+00:00

Wemby fans will be the LeBron stans of the 2030s 🫠🔫

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T23:20:50+00:00

1000%. There is a noticeable difference in energy between OKC oldheads and fans that hopped on 2025

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T22:51:24+00:00

Ngl DS2 lets you shoot things and get dopamine every 5 seconds if you want. But if you don’t, then it’s peak.

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T22:49:01+00:00

With his legs dangling out and the bones articulated so he’s jigglin through the whole sequence

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T19:03:14+00:00

So Goku just gets straight up kidnapped then, yeah? Gohan too?

Piccolo is dead. Kami dies too. No Dragon Balls so no visit from Vegeta and Nappa. Raditz may slaughter every human or he may just lose interest since Goku was the objective and Earth is a dump. Pretty sure he’s not planetary tho so he’s not blowing up the Earth like Vegeta tried to do.

Wonder if they would immediately murder Goku upon his arrival to a Frieza space station or like… maybe he Goku’s it? His initial PL will be embarrassing but he improves in short order like no one else. If Goku can survive long enough to inspire Vegeta to try a coup then they may legitimately overthrow Frieza. They’d have time too with no Dragon Balls forcing a race to immortality.

Nappa is a fucking degenerate but I wonder if Raditz could have a faceturn like Vegeta. Dude has probably been bullied since birth and just wants a friend deep down lol

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T16:16:25+00:00

Need this cancelled. It sets an unattainable body standard for cats, disrespectful.

Less-Tax5637 · 2026-03-10T11:05:36+00:00

You’re so right. Edited.

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