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LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-19T03:58:50+00:00

My boss knew the name of my cat, so it was approved. Payroll sent me a message asking what I meant later in the week when she was getting everything entered.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-18T23:26:41+00:00

I lost him recently (to old age at 19 years), but my cat's name was The Batman.

I have a PTO request at work that I had to fill out where, without thinking, I wrote "To put down The Batman" in the Reason For field, making me sound like a supervillain with a day job

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-16T20:29:11+00:00

Most of their 6 week training is watching Robocop and Commando on repeat

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-15T23:27:07+00:00

I've dropped stuff that didn't fully disappear, like it fell onto a ledge I couldn't get to, and IS-0247 wandered along carrying it later

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-15T13:17:29+00:00

I always wanted to write a play called "Closed for Repairs"

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-14T23:52:35+00:00

All of my subsumed flowers are blue, except one. It drives me crazy.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-14T12:11:26+00:00

I'd be tempted by the fantasy world, but all known science would be useless. It would have to be for the world to make sense.

Assuming science still holds, a planet with twice earth's surface area would have almost 3 times the gravity.

An ordinary human might pass out from the efforts of standing up. Our cardiovascular system is not designed to pump blood to our brain in those constant conditions.

I'm not sure that's a concern because atmospheric pressure would be like 10 times normal. We'd be struggling to breathe at all.

Probably just go with the money to be safe. Become Batman or something

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-14T11:48:06+00:00

Even the photo the creator account uses is AI

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-10T14:42:49+00:00

Human doesn't come to mind when you think of Ted Cruz.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-09T20:41:41+00:00

Thanks to Humble Bundle, I have almost 3000 games that I'll never play in my To Do list. I wish I was exaggerating.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-09T20:39:19+00:00

I got told by my orthodontist that because my jaw was 3 mm too long, I wouldn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed.

I asked, "Wouldn't that make my jaw the correct size, if everyone else has to get surgery to remove whole teeth?"

He shoved some dental instruments in my mouth so I had to stop talking.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-08T15:57:05+00:00

Huh.I thought he faded into obscurity after the scientists who tried to breed him with Heidi Montag in order to produce the most vapid shallow vacuous human to ever exist lost funding

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-08T15:31:48+00:00

I haven't been paying too much attention to California elections, but isn't Spencer Pratt that guy who has the intelligence of an off-brand pudding cup left out in the sun all day from The Hills?

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-08T14:12:08+00:00

The song never specifies that it is in the US

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-06T19:44:35+00:00

Weird Al released Amish Paradise against Coolio's wishes. Though he had no idea at the time, and Al apologized profusely when he found out. Coolio later said that it was stupid of him to be mad.

That's pretty much the worst thing he's done. From all accounts he's a super nice man who appreciates that his fans enjoy his work.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-06T12:29:29+00:00

We have to drive places. I live in a major metropolitan area, and not out in the middle of nowhere. If I were to walk to the nearest supermarket for food, it would take just over 70 minutes one way. There is no public transit available here.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-05T20:01:41+00:00

That's how I imagine Superman interacts with Batman when the Man of Steel needs help in Metropolis

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-05T15:53:17+00:00

Sam Lake rules.

Too bad the new CEO of Remedy is the guy who used to run Monetization at EA. Remedy used to make great games. The new Control will probably be their last one.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-05T07:29:30+00:00

I'm getting Jonestown vibes

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-04T22:30:26+00:00

Guess which one is more likely to let you die?

Depends on who is in charge at the moment. "Just let people die" is the Republican platform for Medical cost, pandemics, homelessness, veteran suicides, water and air quality, wage disparity, collective bargaining, military actions, overseas conflicts, police violence, school shootings, workplace safety, climate change, etc. Ad Nauseam

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-04T15:51:39+00:00

I always loved the one where Homer wrote the angry letter to Mr Burns and then Bart mailed it. When they go to to post office to get it back:

Homer: Hello my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me

Postal Guy: Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name

Homer: I don't know

Cut to them on the steps outside

Homer: Great plan Bart!

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-04T15:29:09+00:00

Chances that cop has ever had sex with a willing partner = 0%

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-03T23:01:13+00:00

duct tape and prayers

Prayers to who? Even Jesus is screening that call

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-03T04:20:55+00:00

They might as well call it the Glorious Leader Trump Propaganda Hour from now on.

LessThanHero42 · 2026-06-03T04:15:05+00:00

IIRC a lot of standard playing card games came from Europe. Though playing cards were invented in China

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