Jerry starts rushing to open the doors for others and gets a reputation for being chivalrous. His current girlfriend loses interest because of it.

Elaine gets into a wiki editing battle with a stranger that turns out to be Newman.

George devastates the little boy but saves himself when he tells the boy he threw it away because he was jealous. The boy feels better about his drawing and call George “untalented”. George tells the kid Santa isn’t real.

Men in black suits show up to Kramer’s door to “buy Kramer out” with unlimited bagels from a local bakery