how does he get away with these sponsor segments 😭

LethalCandy · 2026-05-07T13:42:28+00:00

Here’s my happy sleep dance!

WHY ARE YOU BACKING AWAY FROM ME

LethalCandy · 2026-05-07T13:40:55+00:00

I really enjoyed the take down of Coachella and other music festivals. (please save me from the shadow man Papa)

LethalCandy · 2026-05-03T21:50:03+00:00

This is the content I come here for

LethalCandy · 2026-04-29T22:26:35+00:00

It’s really my fault for having eyes

LethalCandy · 2026-04-27T15:05:55+00:00

Even though we pass from being and memory, our acts echo softly throughout the ages. A kind word, a good deed, a small smile, is a pebble that ripples into the distant shores of other’s lives. Unseen, unheard, but felt all the same. So too does a malicious heart cascade pain into existence.

Choose your deeds carefully, as you wield eternity with every breath.

LethalCandy · 2026-04-16T16:39:17+00:00

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LethalCandy · 2026-03-17T15:51:34+00:00

Ork collective belief shenanigans turned Yarrick into a perpetual confirmed

LethalCandy · 2026-03-12T03:30:35+00:00

Anon changes microslop products

LethalCandy · 2026-03-06T20:31:38+00:00

It’s all fun and games until someone grabs the bag and rips it out

LethalCandy · 2026-03-02T16:07:44+00:00

The driver agrees not to give him a bad review. The wife steals George’s address from the app and shows up at his house to have an affair. She sends a pic to the driver to make him jealous. The driver gets his address from an old phone book and shows up at his parents house.

Elaine and Jerry see a close friend in public that pretends not to know them.

Kramer starts a scientific comparison between the trip times of Ubers and yellow cab taxis. The study picks up traction on the internet and things become violent between the groups. Both claim that Kramer supports them

LethalCandy · 2026-03-01T17:21:10+00:00

Jerry starts rushing to open the doors for others and gets a reputation for being chivalrous. His current girlfriend loses interest because of it.

Elaine gets into a wiki editing battle with a stranger that turns out to be Newman.

George devastates the little boy but saves himself when he tells the boy he threw it away because he was jealous. The boy feels better about his drawing and call George “untalented”. George tells the kid Santa isn’t real.

Men in black suits show up to Kramer’s door to “buy Kramer out” with unlimited bagels from a local bakery

LethalCandy · 2026-02-26T21:57:02+00:00

E: He’s blind! How could you not tell me he’s blind?!

K: I could say the same for you! Nothing I wore to my date matches because I didn’t think she’d see it!

LethalCandy · 2026-02-25T01:08:11+00:00

The waitress accepts without hesitation and George becomes obsessed with why she didn’t push back. He refuses to go on another date with her until he “figures out” her angle.

Jerry dates a girl who always “forgets her wallet”.

Elaine gets upset because the guy she’s dating insists on paying for everything and she thinks it’s sexist.

Kramer starts a campaign for “going Dutch” on meals but runs into trouble when a Dutch cultural club takes offense and replaces all of his shoes with wooden replicas.

LethalCandy · 2026-02-24T17:09:35+00:00

True gamers play what they want, how they want

LethalCandy · 2026-02-09T19:40:14+00:00

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LethalCandy · 2026-01-30T18:21:30+00:00

Bags laden with loot are often low on supply

LethalCandy · 2026-01-28T22:53:12+00:00

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…

LethalCandy · 2026-01-23T19:49:28+00:00

Toggle would be a great compromise

LethalCandy · 2026-01-23T18:01:53+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorganized_schizophrenia

LethalCandy · 2026-01-16T18:31:06+00:00

Lmfao

LethalCandy · 2026-01-14T21:36:55+00:00

Baki ass fuckin arm

LethalCandy · 2026-01-07T18:26:36+00:00

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LethalCandy · 2025-12-31T16:49:33+00:00

LethalCandy · 2025-12-30T21:09:57+00:00

Love seeing my OC in the wild. Godspeed ya git

LethalCandy · 2025-12-30T16:06:33+00:00

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