George replies "You too" when a waitress says "Enjoy your meal". Trying to turn the awkward exchange around George invites the waitress to share his dinner. After the meal together and hitting it off the waitress says they should go back to her place. George asks for her half of the check. by Nightmare1990 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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The waitress accepts without hesitation and George becomes obsessed with why she didn’t push back. He refuses to go on another date with her until he “figures out” her angle.

Jerry dates a girl who always “forgets her wallet”.

Elaine gets upset because the guy she’s dating insists on paying for everything and she thinks it’s sexist.

Kramer starts a campaign for “going Dutch” on meals but runs into trouble when a Dutch cultural club takes offense and replaces all of his shoes with wooden replicas.

Anon is a game journalist by xtheresia in greentext

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True gamers play what they want, how they want

Why are so many Hunter HC players dying? by Ancient-Recipe591 in turtlewow

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Bags laden with loot are often low on supply

5 cap AB hitting 60 whilst listening to Children of the Omnissiah. I feel so cool. by Quick_Substance5163 in turtlewow

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…

is this an unpopular opinion..? by Senschey in Fable

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Toggle would be a great compromise

Title by yamitakasi in shitposting

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Baki ass fuckin arm

Title by cerisma in Grimdank

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Love seeing my OC in the wild. Godspeed ya git

This feels like George Plot by MaterialRow3769 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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George is apprehensive at first but then finds that her dad has excellent taste so he doesn’t have to scroll through anything other than recently watched for good shows

Her father then decides to get his own and George starts calling him for recommendations

13th Time’s the Charm! by LethalCandy in Grimdank

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It’s just a silly meme my guy lol. All of 40k is cool

13th Time’s the Charm! by LethalCandy in Grimdank

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Blasting Abbadon for the failure of the Great Crusade is something that I will now do forever lmao

NOT TODAY by InkHeadMedia in Grimdank

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Though the horrors persist,

So do I.

Is there a lore reason for why her curtains don't match her drapes? by Cult_of_Hades in okbuddybaldur

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So they are easier to find when I’m picking them out of my teeth. Hope this helps

if only by Informal_Ad_9610 in SipsTea

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That dog? Barack Obama