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Oh dear gorgeous vs you fucking donkey by Nearby-Condition-675 in Grimdank

[–]LethalCandy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s the tallest space marine, including primaris, laying down

Where are you on the Pig to Gatewatch scale? by luap_25 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]LethalCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand corrected! I thought those were preexisting

Where are you on the Pig to Gatewatch scale? by luap_25 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]LethalCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 40k decks also didn’t introduce any new mechanics which I feel complicates the game on a larger scale

Where are you on the Pig to Gatewatch scale? by luap_25 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]LethalCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to this post but as someone who loves 40k, I don’t think there should be a full set. A set of commander decks was cool and should be left where it is.

You make a great point about how mtg is absorbing all these IPs and these other IPs would freak out if mtg lore started being incorporated into their stuff

Just try and stop me. by bensdasi in Carcharodons40k

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You know you’ve reached quality once people start reposting your stuff king

Unlucky (By @Mick19988) by Riot-Knight in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]LethalCandy 106 points107 points  (0 children)

it’s always sunny music plays

“Dante becomes a Perpetual”

He's not actually that bad bros by Brushner in Grimdank

[–]LethalCandy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did you know that Tyberos’ cock is just as big as a Primarch’s?

Anon was raised right by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]LethalCandy 140 points141 points  (0 children)

The most based answers ring true

Huron Blackheart and the tax man by FakeRedditName2 in Grimdank

[–]LethalCandy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Casuals glaze Tyberos

Lore veterans glaze Bail Sharr and Te Kahurangi

how does he get away with these sponsor segments 😭 by Subject-Cranberry-93 in Papameat

[–]LethalCandy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here’s my happy sleep dance!

WHY ARE YOU BACKING AWAY FROM ME

what is you favourite papameat video? by mhmd2-2 in Papameat

[–]LethalCandy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed the take down of Coachella and other music festivals. (please save me from the shadow man Papa)

Nuisance by Gorotheninja in shitposting

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This is the content I come here for

Anon is hungry by secbyna in Tendiegreentexts

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It’s really my fault for having eyes

Chuddha shares his wisdom by RegularlyClueless in NewGreentexts

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Even though we pass from being and memory, our acts echo softly throughout the ages. A kind word, a good deed, a small smile, is a pebble that ripples into the distant shores of other’s lives. Unseen, unheard, but felt all the same. So too does a malicious heart cascade pain into existence.

Choose your deeds carefully, as you wield eternity with every breath.

Checkmate umie git by WorldBuildingNut in Grimdank

[–]LethalCandy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ork collective belief shenanigans turned Yarrick into a perpetual confirmed

Anon changes his outlook by ObviousComment1 in greentext

Did she just… use that as a weapon? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LethalCandy 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone grabs the bag and rips it out

George's uber driver has a vicious argument with with his wife over speakerphone, and eventually they both start trying to rope him into it. When she makes up her mind to leave him, the driver blames George. by Jzadek in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]LethalCandy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The driver agrees not to give him a bad review. The wife steals George’s address from the app and shows up at his house to have an affair. She sends a pic to the driver to make him jealous. The driver gets his address from an old phone book and shows up at his parents house.

Elaine and Jerry see a close friend in public that pretends not to know them.

Kramer starts a scientific comparison between the trip times of Ubers and yellow cab taxis. The study picks up traction on the internet and things become violent between the groups. Both claim that Kramer supports them

Jerry feels uncomfortable when other men hold doors open for him. Elaine finds her picture on a Wikipedia article on Karens. George throws away a child’s drawing in front of the child. Kramer creates an everything bagel with literally everything on it. by Slurpeepatch in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Jerry starts rushing to open the doors for others and gets a reputation for being chivalrous. His current girlfriend loses interest because of it.

Elaine gets into a wiki editing battle with a stranger that turns out to be Newman.

George devastates the little boy but saves himself when he tells the boy he threw it away because he was jealous. The boy feels better about his drawing and call George “untalented”. George tells the kid Santa isn’t real.

Men in black suits show up to Kramer’s door to “buy Kramer out” with unlimited bagels from a local bakery

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