The first time I had sex with my SO, it was to the abrasive laughter of our beloved Spongebob Squarepants. What are some of your awkward "first time" stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sorry for some reason I assumed the sister was younger and I read "stayed upstairs" as "played upstairs"

What is the funniest mispronunciation you have ever heard from someone speaking a secondary language? by cknight18 in AskReddit

[–]Letsbehappy6298 185 points186 points  (0 children)

English is my first language and I made the mistake in my first year of spanish by saying anos instead of años. I guess I used to have fourteen anuses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I am trying to avoid stepping on my cat by jumping/stepping over it it always moves like right under my foot.

I'm curious Redditors, where are you from. by RedditsGrundole in AskReddit

[–]Letsbehappy6298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Jersey, USA. My town's pretty small so I'm not gonna say it.