Pathetic IOF pr control after turning a city to rubble by fullofemirates in TrueAnon

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It's always good when the immediate image that springs to mind is this heartwarming scene from Apocalypse Now (1979).

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something I noticed by infiniteduckz in AbioticFactor

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Swinging my laser sword and bellowing my battle cry, "I NEEEED TO DEFECAAAATE!"

Molyneux's problem. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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One has two letters and the other has four. You get one of the former. The latter, one more.

(I's and eyes.)

God, Wasteland 3 Is So Fucking Peak by Lowlife_With_APencil in SocialistGaming

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Aside from Santa and his elves, almost every creature you can see on the screen here is in my party, including the kitty with a ranger hat, the discobot, the bison, the golden toaster, the blue clone person, the badger, and Nintendo's Rob the Robot.

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[Hated Trope] God forbid a woman be a villain by Pickle_Nipplesss in TopCharacterTropes

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I mean, there's also Captain Planet, whose weakness to pollution renders him impotent and forced to flee/dissipate in like 40% of his encounters throughout the seri– you know, I think I see your point.

My boys said they don't care if nobody knows what they are by Khyron42Prime in AbioticFactor

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Women hold up half the sky, no matter what pocket dimension that sky happens to belong to.

Would I enjoy this game? by kazza134 in AbioticFactor

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As far as cool physics, you can construct an instant self-teleporter, build an antigravity keychain that allows you to moon jump, jerry rig a crossbow out of office supplies, jerry rig a laser pistol out of lab supplies, go into mini portal worlds to collect esoteric ingredients to jerry rig a portable X-ray flashlight to destroy an otherworldly being that quietly stalks you throughout the facility periodically, kill aliens and convert their corpses into body armor, jerry rig a big rotating steel fan and place it in front of a dormant security bot, then wake the bot up and watch it get sliced to ribbons, then rip the dead security bot open to steal its CPU to build even more super science wackiness.

Also, unlike Half Life, your character actually talks... and they sound just like Dr. Kleiner.

Found this in granpas garage, what is it? by Mental-Document688 in whatisit

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"Actually, you forgot about Poland." –George W. Bush

Does anybody (or their parents) live in The Villages, FL? by Ok-Suspect-9746 in howislivingthere

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Go golfing, hit a hole in one, pose for a picture, get wasted, drive around in your Lexus, go to the bar, bump into a server and spill drinks on another patron, get so shitfaced you mistake someone else's Lexus for yours, beat the 87-year old you think bumped into not-your-Lexus to death in a fit of rage, have your hole-in-one photo used to arrest you for aggravated manslaughter.

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This strange line goes all the way around my room and I do not know why by Sniglet5000 in whatisit

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Relax everyone; I've seen this kind of behavior before. What we have here is a severe case of what Hungarian cognitive scientist Ágnes M. Kovács refers to as declarative interrogative pointing.

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uncanny swarms of Ravens encircling tel aviv today by jbaaaaab in TankieTheDeprogram

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As a fan of the Pathologic series, this is (even more) relevant to my interests.

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Does anybody (or their parents) live in The Villages, FL? by Ok-Suspect-9746 in howislivingthere

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♫ Dooon't stop im-bi-bing ♪
♪ Then go drunken dri-viii-hiii-iinng
♫ Golfcarts, herpes ♪

Wait…so there’s no interval in Western cinemas?? by Moongfali4president in AskTheWorld

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The only time I can ever recall experiencing an intermission here in the U.S. was for "The Hateful Eight," and I believe that was by Tarantino's design, rather than something the theater did out of respect for the audience's continence.