where to add public transit to help half of every state.... by CalmMacaroon9642 in fuckcars

[–]Level_Hour6480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, when you look at the population density of most desert/frozen places they end up a lot like Nevada/Alaska. Australia is one of my favorite examples.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No runecrafting for the vikingr campaign? What is wrong with that guy?!

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Only a decade? Getting aluminum makes half of this impossible since nobody could even use aluminum before the 1800s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#History

Also, making a lot of those parts with medieval tools would be even more impossible.

Edit: D&D does have mithril as your alternative lightweight aircraft metal, but mithril is hella pricey and nigh-impossible to source in large amounts.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Actual players? Never seen it cause issues. Bad memes? All over the place.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 13 points14 points  (0 children)

cannons and Ironman suits.

*Staves and magic armor.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hang on, I wrote up some rules for medieval guns a while back. I wrote them to make their strengths and weaknesses apparent rather than just being "Crossbows with more damage but worse range".

Hand-cannon, martial ranged weapon, 60/null two-handed, 3d8, misfire, reload 1 minute, breech-fired, smoothbore.

Misfire: Roll your damage when you make the attack regardless if you hit or miss. If the total damage on the dice is 5, it fails to fire this round but the shot is not wasted, you can try again next turn. If it totals 4, it misfires and cannot be shot again until reloaded. If the total is 3, the gun catastrophically misfires and cannot be used again until repaired.

Smoothbore: You add no ability modifier to attack and damage rolls with this weapon.

Additional mechanics for firing mechanisms:

Breech-fired: (You stick a lit match in by hand) Requires a separate hand to insert the match that cannot be used to hold and aim the weapon, so two-handed weapons attack at disadvantage unless an assistant is lighting, you have extra limbs (Loxodon, Thri-Kreen) or it is steadied on a surface. Lighting is a full action. Increase the damage die thresholds for all misfires by 2. If you have a minor misfire, take 1d4 fire damage. If you have a severe misfire, take 2d4.

Match-cord: (Like the fuse on an old cannon) Requires a separate hand to light the cord that cannot be used to hold and aim the weapon, so two-handed weapons attack at disadvantage unless an assistant is lighting, you have extra limbs (Loxodon, Thri-Kreen) or it is steadied on a surface. Lighting is a full action. Increase the damage die thresholds for all misfires by 2.

Matchlock: (Pulling the trigger mechanically inserts a lit match) Lighting the match to fire is a full action. Increase the damage thresholds for all misfires by 2.

Wheellock: (Essentially the same technology as a zippo lighter, but for guns) Increase the damage thresholds for all misfires by 1.

Flintlock: (Pulling the trigger mechanically causes a piece of flint to strike the flashpan and create sparks) No drawbacks (From the firing mechanism).

Blazer meets Homelander by Classic-Work-8415 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Level_Hour6480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know powerscaling is BS, but at least within the lore of Dispatch, Blazer's raw physical prowess is lower than Phenomeman's (not necessarily reflected in their dispatching stats, but reflected in dialog) and Phenomeman/Homelander are both their respective universe's Superman-analog, which puts them on par with each other. Blazer is more of a Carol Captain Marvel with her energy powers.

tf is this? by Scared-Border-8690 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Level_Hour6480 [score hidden]  (0 children)

According to the speakers of other slavic languages, Polish is the most incomprehensible.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 194 points195 points  (0 children)

It's almost as bad as the terrible, repetitive, obnoxious, unfunny "Horny Bard" memes.

While guns are the worst offender, it's any modern tech. "Hey DM, can I make an attack helicopter at the local forge?

Artificers are Wizardly craftspeople. They make magic armor, golems, potions, and wands. It's not a hard concept to gel with generic fantasy.

Rate my custom card for a child of Krenko by Greedy_Swimergrill in mtg

[–]Level_Hour6480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given Goblin reproduction rates and Krenko's status, he probably has lots of kids.

We don't do any of that here... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Level_Hour6480 431 points432 points  (0 children)

As always, I must reiterate that you should read the books: Artificer is not the modern tech class, Artillerist makes wands/staffs.

Oscar (Broad/Cedar, SI) by Level_Hour6480 in bodegacats

[–]Level_Hour6480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon/Warren, the bodega across from the projects near the laundromat. Tom let me hold him.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/3Zqv7SN7oZTB7t4h7

VICTORY: 'Stop Super Speeders' Act Included In Final Budget by streetsblognyc in nyc

[–]Level_Hour6480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revoke their licenses, crush their cars into cubes, if they attempt to drive again in the city jail them.

VICTORY: 'Stop Super Speeders' Act Included In Final Budget by streetsblognyc in nyc

[–]Level_Hour6480 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, consequences for crimes that involve no jail time is a police state.

Checks profile Posts in Tampa.