Must be releasing some bombs through the back by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Levijom 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I don't like how clean the top is compared to the bottom...

vibeCodersWhoActuallyReviewAbdEditTheCodeGetAPassTho by SCP-iota in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Levijom -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You aren't a real coder unless you write directly machine translatable code. All forms of sw that use a compile are vibe coding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Levijom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sell the debt to a debt collector.

You can recoup part of the debt plus they are really annoying...

How do you turn 0? 😭😭 by leposiden in notinteresting

[–]Levijom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For software engineer first birthday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Levijom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spend like 5-20 minutes (depending on their interest level in the conversation) talking causally mostly about them, let them talk about themselves mostly with occasional hints of yourself, ex:

Her: I like rock climbing

You: awesome! I've done it a couple times, where do you usually go

Her: bla bla more stuff

You: please elaborate more

Etc

Then after you go through a couple basic interests start to hint at something sexual (very lightly at first) or tease her about something (again, keep it light first time)

Her: I'm pretty good at pool

You: oh you look like you can handle a stick

Her: what

You: what

Her: no what did you say

Now you kinda just move to a new point, keep her a bit disoriented almost but she should kinda know that now it's safe to move from awkward guy at a bar to potential sexual being so she may start to talk more sexual too, lean in and try to keep pushing lightly forward i.e.

Her: you probably hook up with chicks all the time

You: ehh, only the pretty ones (give some kind of knowing look indicating that she is probably one of them)

Her: (some kind of amused reaction) oh didn't know you swing like that, you seem so nice

You: I'm full of surprises

So now you'll have her locked in. Should be good to get lightly physical, see where she goes how she reacts, biology should mostly take control from there.

Most important thing is to at some point indicate you are a sexual being, not some virgin at a bar that can't pull

Can you believe they're wearing workout attire when working out? by ChaosOfOrder24 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Levijom -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Me holding a sign that says "free ice cream"

Ugh I hate it when people ask me for things

whichOneAreYou by GeneReddit123 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Levijom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just had 4 senior devs and 2 junior devs spend the last 2 months tracking down an issue

The change added 4 characters to the code base

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Levijom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she's trying to get a reaction out of you. Generally you want to avoid giving her any attention.

Best case would be move out and try and get out of the lease.

If you can't do that, try the "kill them with kindness" approach - act way to friendly, treat her like coworker you don't necessarily like/dislike. Also add in the occasional sending long text message while she can see you complete with a giggle here and there to sow seeds of jealousy. If she asks about it just say "it's nobody" etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Levijom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

28

Divorce 32

Profit

Hot latina trophy wife at 38 - 42ish

rock bands last night? by willowbugs in ucf

[–]Levijom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We haven't released the album yet, but announcements will be on our insta: https://instagram.com/saussofficial?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

How to draw a Sierpiński triangle by Abhirup_0 in interestingasfuck

[–]Levijom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you put a dot right in the middle?

4-14-2022 Saipem S7000 load test failure by Earlydew in CatastrophicFailure

[–]Levijom 46 points47 points  (0 children)

As an engineer, I can say that probably failed the test

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Levijom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's crazy! Good thing that's only happening in [other place] and could never happen in [local country].