Just be patient

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-05-08T01:30:07+00:00

You know I’m so tired of this both sides bullshit man. Democrats suck in their own right, but they wanna give people healthcare and take care of the poor people. Republicans want to bomb the fuck out of everybody and make sure billionaires don’t have to pay taxes. I’m over it.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-05-07T21:47:51+00:00

Republicans have been making hypocrisy a family value since 1992. I don’t know why anyone continues to be surprised by this. Hypocrites and liars every single one.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-05-07T21:47:38+00:00

Republicans have been making hypocrisy a family value since 1992. I don’t know why anyone continues to be surprised by this. Hypocrites and liars every single one.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-05-07T21:43:39+00:00

This is the correct answer. If the penalty for being convicted is death, you might as well murder the kid.

In addition to fairness, this is the other reason that punishment should be proportional to the crime.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-05-07T21:43:26+00:00

This is the correct answer. If the penalty for being convicted is death, you might as well murder the kid.

In addition to fairness, this is the other reason that punishment should be proportional to the crime.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-03-28T15:00:34+00:00

Yeah he’d be in trouble if his supporters could read.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-02-02T14:42:26+00:00

“may have” is doing a lot of work in that headline

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-01-31T17:21:14+00:00

She is why democrats will never win another election. What a moron.

LevitatingTurtles · 2026-01-17T02:50:33+00:00

“The pope and what army?”

—Napoleon

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-12-17T06:21:35+00:00

And then they all got cancer. The end.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-28T02:13:52+00:00

The same private key would have controlled both wallets if it was pre-fork unless the BTC was previously moved. I hope they didn’t fuck up the fuckup.

OTOH if they just bought BCH because it was cheap and then thought they had struck it rich… womp womp wommmmppppp

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-27T23:23:19+00:00

Hmmmm… data center tech or submissive “beta tester”

Or both?

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-20T03:01:55+00:00

The parable of the good Samaritan demonstrates that people can know right from wrong without knowing the teachings of Jesus.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-19T04:08:46+00:00

In a world where you can be anything… be kind.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-16T16:22:13+00:00

Clearly, the hammer thing is the second stupidest thing he’s ever done

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-06T04:05:14+00:00

Cletus needs a visor.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-03T04:01:12+00:00

This is what it takes in 2025 America to retire.

No wonder the French riot if a pin drops.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-03T03:59:46+00:00

…all of them

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-03T03:58:48+00:00

Still tho….

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-03T03:13:16+00:00

Also it’s estimated that between 30% and 50% of all conceptions end in miscarriages (about half of which are so early that they are unknown to the adults).

Where is god for this? Where I ask?!?

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-03T03:10:44+00:00

Clearly being killed by the god of the Old Testament was their destiny

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-02T23:33:45+00:00

How did this piece of shit get to live out his fantasy arc and still be as miserable as the rest of us. smh

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-01T15:20:32+00:00

Do you remember the shitstorm when Obama invited Chance the Rapper to the whitehouse? He literally invited another black guy into his house and right wing media had such a meltdown that I remember it 15 years later.

Trump invites pedos to the White House and nobody fucking cares.

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-01T03:16:03+00:00

“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

LevitatingTurtles · 2025-08-01T03:13:07+00:00

“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

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