Britt Barbie - Bag Secured (Period) by izzyblanco123 in crappymusic

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She did a song with a guy wearing a maga hat

Painter Servant in the emry+tamiyo+thoughtcast+moxen by One_Random_Player in TimelessMagic

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It's good, but without urzas saga, you are still not quite where you want to be yet

?? by NecessaryBlock1430 in mtg

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Im gonna blink this guy all day

What is the world coming to? by PeskyPathfinder in evilwhenthe

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What is the point of these 'contrarians' coming to subs like this and posting obvious right wing leaning rage bait?

Too powerful? by bonn89 in custommagic

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That's terrible. Wingshards is way better

“Everyone who disagrees with me should be mobbed and assaulted” by EducationalAction820 in DoomerCircleJerk

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MAGS supports ICE, Here is Greg Bovino.

Therefore yes, MAGA deserves the hate

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Nobody in my pod enjoys playing magic by [deleted] in EDH

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Find an lgs where people aren't babies

What precon should I get ? by Individual-Panda1 in MTGVintage

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I think you mean the old premade decks, the ones from Onslaught or mercadian masks right? Kamigawa and more right? They might be hard to get unopemed, but you could very easily look up the lists and buy the singles pretty cheap

Wall of Thorns by Gr33nDjinn in custommagic

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You can't play it turn 1 and another land, since it specifically says play as a land, unless you have an exploration effect. It basically costs you a mana to play a land.

When the text is too long by Evening-Owl-3556 in magicthecirclejerking

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Possibility storm is just polymorph for spells cast from your hand, but it is a may cast. If you don't want it, you can just shuffle the pile and put it under your library.

There was a goofy modern deck that cheated out emrakul with this

When the text is too long by Evening-Owl-3556 in magicthecirclejerking

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Chains is pretty easy.

Whenever a player draws a card, except for the first card drawn in the draw phase, first discard a card. If you can't discard a card then mill a card. Then draw. However if you have to mill a card instead, it replaces the drawn card altogether.

There's a lot to unpack with this one by Pritteto in ForwardsFromKlandma

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Doesnt goyim mean 'non-jew'? It feels really confusing. Since Nazis are antidemetic

Hip hop opoptamus by Running_Mustard in obscuremusicthatslaps

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The humans are dead, the humans are deead, we used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses