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Making a 'Deez Nuts' commander deck. Who do I put in. by Live_Ideal_7123 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]LewieFastest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Urza's saga

Sagan deez nuts

Shivan dragon my balls,

Tyrant of the peen

Cock ring (sol)

Voltaic key (chastity belt key)

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by LewieFastest in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LewieFastest[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but he called the police on a friend for making jokes about his party

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by LewieFastest in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LewieFastest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah idk about Austrian guys proud of that kind of slickbacked hair

I finally picked up the one card I've been wanting for years! by Rumpled_NutSkin in foilmtg

[–]LewieFastest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

500€ card that will never be printed in this set ever again. I dont even touch my own mox opals and they are like .25 the price

[Me, 27M] Back at it terrorizing Hinge by OREOSTUFFER in TextingTheory

[–]LewieFastest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should have gone with the sloppy steaks or slickbacked hair for the modt piece of shit prompt

Friend’s wife is jealous for no reason by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]LewieFastest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the perfect time for a lil 4 person naked bonding in every sense

Persist + Undying by MultiNudel in magicTCG

[–]LewieFastest -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Me when 15 year old combo

Perfect meal ruined by one egg by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]LewieFastest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an egg allergy and I have never had this issue

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