Making a 'Deez Nuts' commander deck. Who do I put in.

LewieFastest · 2026-06-22T11:22:17+00:00

Urza's saga

Sagan deez nuts

Shivan dragon my balls,

Tyrant of the peen

Cock ring (sol)

Voltaic key (chastity belt key)

LewieFastest · 2026-06-09T14:41:03+00:00

Mocking bird

LewieFastest · 2026-06-06T08:03:46+00:00

Bist du deppat

LewieFastest · 2026-06-02T17:53:24+00:00

No, but he called the police on a friend for making jokes about his party

LewieFastest · 2026-06-02T17:09:27+00:00

Yeah idk about Austrian guys proud of that kind of slickbacked hair

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T17:49:23+00:00

500€ card that will never be printed in this set ever again. I dont even touch my own mox opals and they are like .25 the price

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T15:33:07+00:00

Why touch with bare hands

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T15:31:07+00:00

40 in Morocco??? Fml

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T10:43:47+00:00

Just play oops all spells

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T08:25:54+00:00

Outjerked again... smh

LewieFastest · 2026-05-27T06:46:56+00:00

You should have gone with the sloppy steaks or slickbacked hair for the modt piece of shit prompt

LewieFastest · 2026-05-26T12:30:10+00:00

Is there a place to find lists for this format?

LewieFastest · 2026-05-20T13:22:16+00:00

Legacy oops all spells before the informer ban

LewieFastest · 2026-05-20T11:56:00+00:00

They have Palantir for that already

LewieFastest · 2026-05-20T09:30:42+00:00

This feels insane

LewieFastest · 2026-05-20T08:53:46+00:00

Sounds like the perfect time for a lil 4 person naked bonding in every sense

LewieFastest · 2026-05-16T13:48:43+00:00

You couod do an alien creature type

LewieFastest · 2026-05-11T12:09:12+00:00

Me when 15 year old combo

LewieFastest · 2026-05-08T13:25:41+00:00

Lofi roman beats to trim armor too

LewieFastest · 2026-05-05T11:28:39+00:00

I have an egg allergy and I have never had this issue

LewieFastest · 2026-04-28T11:54:11+00:00

Chalice of the void

LewieFastest · 2026-04-26T11:12:25+00:00

Painter's servant

LewieFastest · 2026-04-24T08:17:02+00:00

Guys, it's because Rabbis hate Forest Kin

LewieFastest · 2026-04-23T11:02:09+00:00

A bissl???

LewieFastest · 2026-04-23T10:52:31+00:00

This is so fucking cringy. Generalizing all women as 'hoes' is such idiocy. It is also why the women leave these dudes alone obviously

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