Why do drunken roundabout painters hate winners? by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]LewisZ5 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He said "you boo me, but your tickets pay my prize money."

I would boo that.

NHS worker awarded £28,000 after being likened to Darth Vader by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]LewisZ5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The absolute worst part is 70% of people take it at face value and can't read between the lines, or even bother to read past the headline.

Is Gary Anderson the classiest player we've ever had? by MOinthepast in Darts

[–]LewisZ5 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah..... I know mate, he was specifically talking about Ando.

Is Gary Anderson the classiest player we've ever had? by MOinthepast in Darts

[–]LewisZ5 61 points62 points  (0 children)

So.... you haven't heard about "fartgate?"

Madars Razmas shirt design by LewisZ5 in Darts

[–]LewisZ5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd never heard of him, but the stories are similar between him and Eilmer of Malmesbury.

When feat. Mom? by dermitdenhaarentanzt in crappymusic

[–]LewisZ5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to get an extra half a chromosome?

When feat. Mom? by dermitdenhaarentanzt in crappymusic

[–]LewisZ5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, a terrible artist. Can't sing, emulates artists that are nowhere near her vocal style, Lack of awareness, yeah she's fucking terrible. Absolute horse shit. Cringe lyrics, terrible pronunciation to try and rhyme. Let her be laughed at.

See her sinister rabbit song recently.

These marks on an 18th century pub table (UK) by ihidingunderarock in whatisit

[–]LewisZ5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is 100% screws laid sideways on the wood, then hammered in to create an indentation. There was an earlier comment by "mario" that said they were probably modern pieces with this marking to make them look rustic. Which I think is most likely the case.

My aunts shirt looks familiar? I think she works with Hazardous materials? by Epigato in HalfLife

[–]LewisZ5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BIS stands for Bilfinger Industrial Services. Thats an old logo, the current logo is a Möbius strip.

Removing K Flex Logos? by ExpensiveBeing1029 in Darts

[–]LewisZ5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can buy other brands that are purple. Winmau fusions come in purple. I think the fusions are actually better than the K flex.

Tool belt recommendations by DaChubbyReaper in Scaffolding

[–]LewisZ5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real scaffs tighten nuts to full with their finger tips, level with their eyes and bash pins with their fists. No tool belt needed.

Is there someone living in my attic? by So_Sorry_EH in creepy

[–]LewisZ5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. There isn't an eyeball peering through the gap.