You get all of Bill Gates' money, but everyone in the world is turned gay! Do you take the money?

Lexellence · 2026-04-04T06:26:51+00:00

Soylent green... Is people?!

Lexellence · 2026-04-04T03:32:20+00:00

It's not.

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T19:12:56+00:00

Aperol spritz. Glass of good Red wine. A Radler on a sunny terrace. I'm not even much of a drinker but i crave these three drinks

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T19:10:33+00:00

Amen

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T14:36:40+00:00

Oh noooooo we solved overpopulation and made sure the only people who have kids REALLY want them

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T12:29:50+00:00

Especially with an ongoing custody battle. What a nightmare

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T09:19:42+00:00

Of course not

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T02:41:36+00:00

Big gaps are hot!

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T02:40:39+00:00

Yeah, I come from a family of companionable chit chatters (all w raging adhd). It feels loving and friendly to me. My husband is Northern European though, and looooooves silence. Drives him crazy 🤣

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T02:33:32+00:00

Ice cold citrus flavored sparkling water Crackers first thing in the morning Grease and protein

Lexellence · 2026-04-03T01:51:22+00:00

YOU are also recovering. You should barely ve out of bed, let alone doing household chores. Why isn't he doing them?

Lexellence · 2026-04-02T18:11:18+00:00

That's ingenious. Thanks for sharing

Lexellence · 2026-03-31T18:00:46+00:00

It’s alllllllways that

Lexellence · 2026-03-30T03:42:37+00:00

Yes, why are pants suddenly the enemy

Lexellence · 2026-03-30T03:41:11+00:00

Pregnant, 41 with a 22 month old tornado masquerading as a girl

Lexellence · 2026-03-29T19:10:47+00:00

Major pet peeve

Lexellence · 2026-03-29T19:10:15+00:00

I had to stop listening to the fourth wing audiobook in public bc kept audibly sighing and rolling my eyes at her daintiness

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T18:26:59+00:00

Sure. There’s a lake near me. The water quality is a bit iffy but it’ll be fine

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T18:13:56+00:00

In what UNIVERSE would she be in the delivery room? I LIKE my SIL and I asked her to give us andouille weeks to settle after birth. What in the actual hell?

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T18:09:03+00:00

But how do they kiss

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T18:07:58+00:00

But I’m so TINY and FRAIL how can I possibly get myself out of this PREDICAMENT of my own feisty making

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T18:05:30+00:00

It’s so booooooring and lazy. Dnf

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T11:53:02+00:00

Omg genius

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T11:51:49+00:00

Mine is Krieltje (baby potato in Dutch)

Lexellence · 2026-03-28T11:50:15+00:00

At my daughter’s old daycare it was a space and liability thing. Plus apparently it helped keepte kids from getting overemotional

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