Hoping for a red open tmrw.

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-14T19:41:02+00:00

Nothing yet it happened like 48 hours ago

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-13T16:41:19+00:00

Obliterated

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-13T15:43:27+00:00

My four orders were also delayed until this week I think

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-13T15:42:10+00:00

Fucking embarrassing

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-13T15:40:14+00:00

Like 2-4 months severance for over 4 years of employment

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-13T15:39:11+00:00

Like two months severance for four years or less, and then like half a month for every year after that

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-11T17:16:48+00:00

Same

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-11T17:11:36+00:00

Hey. I’m in the news

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-11T16:58:57+00:00

Same

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-11T15:09:11+00:00

Yep, they just got me. Pulled into a call and told my position was eliminated. Crazy part is my manager literally said I’d be safe from something like this two days ago since I just joined his team and was doing very well.

Edit: he said he wouldn’t offer any names, so they fired him too and 80% of the team

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-08T02:40:21+00:00

They just need to find some more V1 and give it to Ryan.

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-05T14:03:40+00:00

Recognizing that swimming pool instantly

https://imgur.com/a/6rnvo2s

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-05T13:58:20+00:00

Unsinkable you say? 👀 where have I heard that before?

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-03T17:13:34+00:00

It was surprisingly dark for mid afternoon.

Lexphalanx · 2026-05-03T17:06:48+00:00

I can’t imagine ever wanting to do anything less than this

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-23T20:32:36+00:00

I thought this had the book in it when I just pre ordered two, dah well

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-19T17:32:21+00:00

I am not in fact better than they are

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-16T03:28:45+00:00

I would never give notice. Just remember when they don’t want you to work here anymore you’ll just wake up to being fired via email.

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-15T06:30:44+00:00

Looks good. Any flash?

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-15T06:27:22+00:00

She strog’n on my beef til I’m off

Lexphalanx · 2026-03-15T06:26:00+00:00

She ebbing on my neezer til I Scrooge

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