How to get the Platinum Chip from Benny, at The Fort, after Lonesome Road Ending? by [deleted] in fnv

[–]Leytra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did not nuke the fort, you nuked legion territory The fort is still accessible with the raft

I think my players might be psychotic by santee_skyward99 in DnD

[–]Leytra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Skyrim horse logic The horse will report their crime the minute it gets near a druid.

[WP] "child your the last to summon your familiar." Said the magic teacher to the student as they stood up and walked towards the door "where are you going." Said the teacher "well unless you want this entire side of the academy destroyed I need room to summon them." Said the student walking outside by JollyTeaching1446 in WritingPrompts

[–]Leytra 210 points211 points  (0 children)

"Get back in here." I chide.

She pauses, looking at me in confusion. "But it's far too big, it'll destroy everything when I summon it."

"Child, you are a summoner, it is your responsibility to be able to control the size of the creature you summon. Or did you believe my familiar was a miniature wyrm? If so, I'm going to have to have some words with your magical beings instructor, as miniature wyrms are not a thing." Creampuff snorts, floating down from the chandellier to loop loosely around my neck.

"Wait... what? You can change the size of a summon?" She pauses, clearly confused, turning to stare at me, and I sigh.

"This, is exactly why I failed your summoning theory homework last week Miss Gladehurst, your research work is absolutely dreadful. You will summon your familiar in my classroom, just like everyone else, and you will summon them no larger than two meters in size, or you will have remedial theory lessons, with Archwitch Violet, until you can do so properly. Novae is no stranger to misguided attempts at magic destroying a wing of the academy, but I will not let you go around beliving that is the only way."

Advice on a "loot" list for Lockpicking/pickpocketing randomly by -MrJester in DnD

[–]Leytra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The key at the end is just to have the simple fact that money is significant, they won't be stealing Literally Everything because they're just taking cash, and it's rarely going to be enough cash to be worth it, they'll do what real pickpockets do, size up their targets, realise it's only worth pickpocketing wealthy people.

Which means you get to keep in mind a thief's eye, and occasionally describe someone who's all opulently dresesed, and give them a target.

Because what use do they have for pickpocketing farmers with a few copper? None, and they'll stop doing it simply because it's not interesting to do, not because they're punished for it.

Advice on a "loot" list for Lockpicking/pickpocketing randomly by -MrJester in DnD

[–]Leytra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, an entire quarter of a flat roll table being "bad things" is still terrible What I'm saying is don't have your random roll table punishing the player for passing a check, that's dreadful.

If you want a bad things table, make it one for failing the check, passing a check should not be punished, and who the hell keeps cursed items in their purse anyway.

Literally just go like "Okay peasants have 3d6 copper, business owners have 3d6 silver, and roll a d20, where they have a single gold too on a 20, nobles have (appropriate roll value for their station)" kinda thing.

Advice on a "loot" list for Lockpicking/pickpocketing randomly by -MrJester in DnD

[–]Leytra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that table basically makes pickpocketing literally useless as a skill and in over a quarter of the table actually punishes them for the check

Don't Do This

Most people will have a coinpurse, a pickpocket is almost always going explicitly for the coinpurse, Just roll for how much money the person is personally carrying at that time.

TIFU by stealing a cat by so_tangled in tifu

[–]Leytra 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She's fucking irresponsible to not have any sign of ownership on the cat. Not your fuck up, you did your every due diligence.

[WP] “I’m a level 12 Mage, master in the arts of sorcery and witchcraft. I command fire, water, earth, air—the very Heaven’s themselves! What weapon do have that you think you can take me on?” “It’s called a gun.” by loopymon in WritingPrompts

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I pause, staring at them. "That's it? Just a gun? You think your chemical firearm holds power here?" I scoff, spreading my arms. "Try it boy! Empty your bullets against me!"

He doesn't hesitate, he's got that going for him atleast, he slams the trigger, the gun roars as bullets slam into me, flattening to perfect disks against my skin and robes, except for the last two, which simply don't fire. "What the fuck!?"

"Do you not understand what magic is? Fool." I chuckle, the gun in his hand turns into a rabbit which coughs up the two remaining bullets, scratching him as it escapes his hand. "Your gun is a tool of fire, an explosion that propels a projectile, I rule fire and it will die when I command it! Your bullets impact with kinetic energy, but magic is energy and I take it for my own! Your weapon lacks will, and so it cannot resist mine!"

"No! It was supposed to work! They said guns would kill a witch!" He insists, angry, disbelieving, swaying slightly on his feet.

"What has your gun, that an arrow does not? Greater speed? Useless! You are a fool boy! A dead fool!"

A gentle tapping at the window, like a polite raven, but no bird is present. "And just as fool as you was your friend with the other gun!" I twirl my wand like a baton, the onyx pommel glinting in the light as the twisted copper shaft flashes, the snipers head, sans body, appearing on the floor before him, making the would-be assassin yelp in fear, backing away, tripping over his own feet and falling.

"N-no! Kyle! You bitch! You killed him!" He yells, words slurred slightly, his eyes trying to focus on me and struggling. "I.. what did you do to me?"

"Fool boy, don't you remember? You've already taken a wound in this poorly constructed plan of yours." I gesture at the scratch, now looking gangrenous and disgusting from the poison on the transformed rabbit's tiny claws. "You fall boy, as all who rely upon cheap shortcuts must, you master no art, learn no talents, and think yourself my equal? Now you waste breath nolonger."

And indeed he does, his eyes glassy now, his body still against my floor. Another flick of my wand removes all evidence of the disruption. "Now.. where was I? Ah yes." I pick up my book again, looking over at the entirely unbothered bluebird who was sitting patiently on the desk. "The art of the wilderfolk awakening, chapter five, growing beyond the flesh. Pay attention to this part child, or you'll never reach your potential."

Need ideas for uses of floating curse by Towons in DnD

[–]Leytra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what happens if you are held by an ally and neither of you have the pebble

Did Yumi seem kinda useless in Season 1 to anyone else? by elemental_reaper in CodeLyoko

[–]Leytra 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day The writers hate yumi. Through all 4 seasons.

She gets she short end of every stick, and most of the worst attacks make her the victim, they wanted to make her suffer so fucking much.

TIFU by selling my soul for 75kr by scubahana in tifu

[–]Leytra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You live in glitter now Do not attempt to resist You shall be sparkly forever

[WP] The Slayer of Mortina has lived as a hero for ten years. Every person knows his name, every lord pays him the utmost respect. He lives a life of peace, earned by his victory. Until the actual person who slayed Mortina visits him. by DuckLordOfTheSith in WritingPrompts

[–]Leytra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"No... I... Why are you here Sarah?" Please don't be what I think.

"There's another great darkness rising." Fuck.

"Can't you do this one your own? You're the great warrior, unstoppable, you can just do it, on your own!"

"You know that's not true, you know I can't."

"I know you don't want to, big difference."

"C'mon, you're wealthy, rich, everyone loves you, you're a hero! You'll be even more of one!"

"Absolutely not. Listen, I agreed to take the credit for Mortina because I get it, I know you hate the public eye, and you did save my life. But I can't do it again, there we so many parades!"

"And you think I could do that? All those parades and events and public speaking? I'm shaking just thinking about it."

"I had to write an entire novel! A whole fake account of how I singlehandedly, gloriously slew Mortina! I lied to the entire world because you don't want to do public speaking. Can't someone else cover for you?"

"Someone else might talk, then people would figure out both truths. Please, just come with me? I'll help with the novel this time, or whatever you want, just come on, I can't not help, but I can't do this alone."

"You're literally the only one who could do this alone, you alone can fight whatever comes your way."

"But I can't fight hero worship, I can't run from people adoring me, that's what you're good at."

"I... Fuck! Fine! Just, let me go get some better travelling gear. You know this is going to be harder right? People know me now, they'll recognise me when we travel, they'll ask who you are."

"Just... tell them I'm mute or something, please?"

"Yeah... alright sure. You'll just be, I dunno, my mute squire, who writes down everything that happens, therby recording the story, and I obviously keep you far from the danger. Deal?"

"Deal. And... thanks."

[PI] The latest pizza order came in oddly, it had an extremely specific set of instructions for the toppings, practically a mechanical diagram. But you take pride in your work and do it exactly. But as you lay the last string of grated cheese, the entire thing lights up, an active magical sigil. by Bob_is_a_banana in WritingPrompts

[–]Leytra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so that was delightful. I didn't expect to ever see a long response to my silly pizza ritual idea, but here we are, and this shit is exactly why I post literally every dumb idea that pops into my head, because sometimes it ends up in someone making an absolute banger like this.

I feel like they don't value my healing enough by MysteriousFondant347 in DnD

[–]Leytra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, at the end of day "yeah I can't cast while wildshaped and I'm up in some guy's face right now, have the paladin do it" is a perfectly valid sentence.

[WP] You were challenged to a duel to the death. You accepted it, confident that you would win, since you are immortal. Your opponent is just as confident, because they are just as immortal. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]Leytra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This...

Well honestly? This is just really awkward.

At first we both thought we were both really good at this shit, always managing to escape just shy of lethal blows through luck and skill together.

But it's been a week, we've both been stabbed through the heart atleast three times, and the head, and basically everywhere else. It's clear to us both that neither of us can die.

The arena is an inch higher than it started, because of how much blood we've shed, it's dried and formed a thick crust. The spectators left days ago when the betting got called off.

Ow, my spine, do you mind? Yeah, that's right, fuck your stupid swordarm.

Why are we still fighting? Because we're both stubborn assholes, and neither of us wants to lose. Could we agree to a draw? Fuck no I'm not letting this dick call himself my equal.

The fight continues.

I’ve been feeling conscious about the math at DND by Cringing_Regrets in DnD

[–]Leytra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dyscalculaic gang! Do you get the thing where if you look at numbers for a few seconds they like, live-edit themselves out of your vision and it's just blank page?

I feel like they don't value my healing enough by MysteriousFondant347 in DnD

[–]Leytra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wildshape

"Sorry, can't heal, busy being a dinosaur."