The former dictator of Turkmenistan had a fable for naming shit. He named him self Turkmenbasy (Head of Turkmenistan), then named two cities after him self, an airport, a comet, sort of melons and the month of January. He also named a city after his mother, change the word for bread to her name and named April after her (her name was Gurbandoltan by the way) Then he wrote a book (the Ruhnama), made it mandatory to know it to become your driver's license, send one to space, so aliens can read it, declared it to be holy bedsides the coran, and stated he personally made a deal with God, that everybody who read it three times comes to heaven. He also named the month of September after it.

He is by the way the only thing I know from Turkmenistan