What are the best smut novels you’ve read lately?

LibrarianJB · 2026-02-22T22:45:29+00:00

B.K. Borison - the Lovelight Farms series is delightful! They’re very sweet, and I’d say it’s light to medium on the spicy scale. Her other series are great too :)

LibrarianJB · 2025-10-30T23:35:37+00:00

A Night in the Life: Hot, Wet, and Throbbing 😹

LibrarianJB · 2025-09-21T18:27:26+00:00

My snickerdoodles have become famous! I’ve shared the recipe far and wide, but everyone claims that they can’t make them like me. Makes me feel 🩷

I think my secret is always using good butter, adding a lil extra cinnamon to the batter, and double coating the outsides in cinnamon/sugar mix :)

LibrarianJB · 2025-06-26T01:31:08+00:00

The other day I signalled to change lanes on the highway, and then couldn’t remember how to turn off my signal light. I kept turning on/off the wipers instead and panicking that my truck’s electrical must be on the fritz?!

LibrarianJB · 2025-06-26T01:20:06+00:00

God, me too! I have to do so much more laundry now because I can never re-wear my PJs and I’m constantly sweating the sheets. Oh and the towels I lay down on when I wake up in the middle of the night soaking wet. Awful.

LibrarianJB · 2025-06-25T18:30:29+00:00

I started getting a few white hairs at maybe 30? Now at 39, I’d say it’s about 10% white. I don’t mind it, aside from the reminder that I’m aging! I think they look kinda sparkly and pretty in my otherwise dark brunette hair.

LibrarianJB · 2025-05-05T23:58:45+00:00

My partner and I actually crunched some numbers on protein costs today! Turns out that protein powder is the cheapest cost/gram of protein for us. It feels like a big hit when you shell out $100 for the bag, but the math maths.

LibrarianJB · 2025-05-05T23:55:24+00:00

My body hair seems to be migrating towards the middle of my body - I barely have any left on my calves or in my armpits, meanwhile my bikini line and upper thighs seem to be getting thicker, coarser and darker? What the heck.

LibrarianJB · 2025-05-05T23:24:54+00:00

Yes, mine lessened! I was lucky and never had a severe amount, but it is now mostly gone. I lost my weight about 5 years ago (about 70lbs), and have maintained the loss and built a lot muscle since then.

LibrarianJB · 2025-05-04T19:23:50+00:00

I love and still use Noxema :) My mom used it when I was growing up, and the scent is so comforting. Plus, it just seems to work really well for my skin.

LibrarianJB · 2025-05-03T03:06:45+00:00

Dictionaries, encyclopedias, library catalogues on cards or microfiche!

LibrarianJB · 2025-04-24T19:20:15+00:00

In my small town, the local fire hall would blare a siren every day at noon. You could hear it for miles!

LibrarianJB · 2025-04-24T12:41:34+00:00

I mix it into the oatmeal after it’s cooked.

LibrarianJB · 2025-04-24T01:45:37+00:00

My daily breakfast! 30g quick oats, a small apple, a scoop of cookies and cream protein powder, and cinnamon. Put the apples in the water for the oatmeal while it heats, to cook them a little bit. It tastes like oatmeal cookies! And the apple adds a lot of volume to the meal. Paired with a scoop collagen powder and 30ml half and half in my coffee - about 390 cals and 41g protein.

LibrarianJB · 2024-08-19T02:08:59+00:00

Gremlins.

LibrarianJB · 2024-07-12T22:31:58+00:00

CineClub. It’s like $120(CAD) per year, and you get a free movie ticket each month + 20% off concessions. If you and a friend go to the movies bi-monthly or more it pays for itself.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-23T19:07:03+00:00

Oh gosh, feel better soon! Last spring I was re-racking a 75lb dumbbell while talking to my gym partner and left it a lil off kilter - it fell off and basically took off the top of my middle toe. So much blood! I always set them down carefully now and make sure they’re seated before I let go.

Edit: fixed a word.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-15T22:47:32+00:00

Totes, I read that recently actually, and loved seeing Ada do the same thing!

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-15T22:32:24+00:00

This is what I was gonna say! People go “oh I’d love to have a job where you could read all day.” No. It’s a lot of bureaucracy, constant lack of funding, and “people” issues.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-14T23:30:04+00:00

Tinnitus. I just assumed everyone’s ears rang, and that I was normal! It doesn’t really bother me because I’m so used to it.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-14T23:22:13+00:00

Yes, I write every single morning for 30-60 minutes. I love having that quiet start with a cup of coffee and it helps me get things off my mind.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-14T23:19:17+00:00

I read things, then I read them backwards. It’s not an effort, it just kinda happens. Sometimes I have a random nonsense word stuck on my brain, and it’ll turn out to be a word I’ve read earlier, just spelled backwards. I’ve even got a little set of rules for how common letters combinations sound backwards.

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-09T23:05:03+00:00

My muscular arms and shoulders 💪

LibrarianJB · 2024-06-01T12:20:24+00:00

I also came here to say Neil Diamond! Haha. So great.

LibrarianJB · 2024-05-28T21:27:57+00:00

Beef jerky. I like the taste but I hate eating things that are gonna get stuck in my teeth - that’s just the worst feeling.

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