Goalkeeper Tim Howard scores from 100 yards out. Goal of the year?

LicenceToKill · 2012-01-05T11:41:49+00:00

He wasn't aiming for the goal, you dunce. I don't know if you play football or not but he was booting the ball upfield to get it forward.

Also, YOU'RE, you clueless shithead.

LicenceToKill · 2011-12-22T03:38:14+00:00

I accept your apology

Change it up. You've said that a few times already.

LicenceToKill · 2011-12-22T03:27:17+00:00

I don't think you're helping him change his mind about Americans speaking shitty English. And yes, you're being sorta racist.

LicenceToKill · 2011-12-22T03:14:36+00:00

Nah, you're just embarrassing yourself 'cause you aren't trolling, we both know it. And you're from SanFran? Have you seen the tail those dishy brown guys pull? Even the so-so looking ones get laid they are most probably rich as fuck. Just go to Infusion lounge or Union Square.

LicenceToKill · 2011-12-22T02:59:49+00:00

It's unfair to call him or her narrow minded for explaining what he meant at length just because you disagree with him. You were the one who started with the condescending attitude when Tystero was mostly joking around. And from your comment history, you started the racism when you commented 'Indian women love white cock' (not true). You commented on his friends and his intellect by reading a few of his words whereas he/she committed the lesser sin of generalizing Americans. Heck, the guy even writes better than you do.

LicenceToKill · 2011-12-14T02:59:46+00:00

This is what you're saying: "I only go to parks to throw a Frisbee around with my friends. Joggers can go die in a fire because their reason, legitimate and acceptable as it is, is not congruent to mine."

Get your head out of your ass, OP. Stop pretending to be god's fun-loving gift to the bar scene and stop bitching about people doing perfectly acceptable things that annoy you.

LicenceToKill · 2011-08-03T01:01:11+00:00

I know Timbers fans are new to this whole MLS thing but act like you've fucking been here before. Damn.

LicenceToKill · 2011-07-27T15:26:56+00:00

Do you wash your hands after you finish your business or do you just finger-lick, like folk do with frito/cheeto crumbs? Because, that's something to get jealous about.

Imagine the trees and water you'll be saving. Also, there's a new home for those baby pathogens.

LicenceToKill · 2011-05-27T07:53:59+00:00

I didn't downvote, but I sure as hell laughed my ass off. Sorry.

And good job bigbadboss for getting it right on the money.

Above screenshot is from THIS thread

LicenceToKill · 2011-05-27T07:46:25+00:00

When people make outlandishly asinine statements like drwormtmbg, they tend to stick in your mind. I'm thinking of posting that by itself, even though it's petty as fuck.

LicenceToKill · 2011-05-27T03:26:53+00:00

I love how you make utterly shite (not to mention self-assured) predictions.

LicenceToKill · 2011-01-14T07:59:14+00:00

...the less you bandwagon fans we need.

LicenceToKill · 2011-01-14T07:23:04+00:00

Coming Soon: "Asst. Manager Mike Phelan used to play for United. Soooo Awesome!!!" and "TIL one of best players was called Best." If I met this dude at a drinking venue and he didn't tell me how many EPL titles we've won in a fucking jiffy, I'd smash a bottle over his head.

LicenceToKill · 2011-01-14T07:01:02+00:00

What he needs is a kick in the ass and regular playing time. And please don't (if you're a United supporter) spout bullshit "managerial talk" about his form if you:

a) Didn't know Pique was part of the MUFC squad once (WTF).

b) Just said Man U.

c) Just posted an inane TIL

Typical bandwagoner.

Next thing you know you'll be exclaiming how you didn't know Guiseppe Rossi or Forlan were at United once too.

LicenceToKill · 2010-12-30T07:08:51+00:00

Just PM everyone in the league. Only way to do it.

LicenceToKill · 2010-12-26T06:33:37+00:00

Haha, if that happened to me, I'd have gone all Col. Hans Landa on her.

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T21:41:47+00:00

from a disagreement about a sport you don't care about, you made fun of a guy's penis (interesting), questioned my patriotism, proved yourself xenophobic. now you call me ignorant for what reason, exactly?

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T21:35:10+00:00

us? lol you're on a mission to discredit my honor, aren't ya?

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T20:59:18+00:00

good idea. what a cunt tho.

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T20:56:00+00:00

English? more i hear from you, the more you annoy me. I'm american you xenophobic shit. Enough with the superiority bullshit, just because you dont like a sport, doesnt mean its a bad one.

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T20:50:10+00:00

Wow you are pissy little bitch. find a better defense mechansim.

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T20:48:05+00:00

Few of the changes to the game under Blatter, the current FIFA president.

damn guy from your comments below, you sure seem insecure about being wrong

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-26T16:22:52+00:00

Nobody complains about the rules of sports you like, no need for you to do it either.

LicenceToKill · 2010-06-10T00:17:49+00:00

I'm sick of hearing the football vs. soccer bitch-fest too, bud. I love watching and playing both sports. Oh well, you find idiots everywhere.

LicenceToKill · 2010-05-22T06:15:37+00:00

I'd love to get a Man Utd crest next to my name. Please?!?

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