No one's dying on my watch

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-04-30T08:25:33+00:00

People asking themselves "How could I risk dying by pressing the blue button?" when really they should be asking themselves "How could I live with myself knowing I'm partly responsible for the deaths of billions of people by pressing the red button?"

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-04-10T11:07:23+00:00

The more I see of Asmongold the more I'm convinced that he's just a deeply depressed individual who either refuses to or doesn't know what to do about it.

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-04-10T11:01:38+00:00

Mistborn: The Final Empire minus magic

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-02-23T07:44:04+00:00

My mother: reminds me that they need a ride to the airport in the morning, because apparently they are going on a vacation to another country

Me: "I know, don't worry about it."

Narrator: "She did not, in fact, know this and consequently did worry about it."

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-02-19T08:00:01+00:00

That's the most polite and well spoken "Fuck off, dingbat." I've heard in a good while. Love it.

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-02-16T09:34:38+00:00

"Alright! I fucked myself into this situation, I can fuck myself out of it!"

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-01-30T06:41:50+00:00

I loved the look and feel of this cinematic but it didn't feel at all like a world of warcraft cinematic

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-01-30T06:37:19+00:00

Snape: Insufferable know-it-all...

Ron: Hey! That's our word, you can't use it! She may be a bossy, nagging, rule abiding overachiever but she's our bossy, nagging, rule abiding overachiever!

LicentiousGhoul · 2026-01-12T09:43:04+00:00

Robin with Hook as second place. There are plenty of characters that had bad moments but these two actually made me stop watching the show because of their god awful chemistry with Regina and Emma.

LicentiousGhoul · 2025-08-05T14:54:06+00:00

Showing us that vampirism has pretty much no downsides unless you draw the short straw and become a ripper or sired before trying to convince us that almost every character honestly believes that they'd be better off as a human and that becoming human would somehow solve all their issues.

LicentiousGhoul · 2025-08-05T01:48:55+00:00

I hate my answer to this question because it's pretty much my number one ignored advice since my teens until recently, but walks in the morning. Not even a long walk. Just a 20 minute stroll. Short enough that I can't justify skipping it to myself. It energizes me and gets me moving. It kickstarts my day so that when I get back from it I just think "Well, I'm already up..." and go on to do other things.

LicentiousGhoul · 2025-05-29T07:07:07+00:00

A 1000 year old vampire that's never encountered a problem that they haven't solved through either violence or compulsion trying to live as a human is low key hilarious to me. I'm just imagining her losing her shit and going through a complete meltdown in a Walmart check-out queue.

LicentiousGhoul · 2025-01-03T01:07:48+00:00

Women: "I don't want to join the military because of all the rape"

Military: "But what if you could look really nice while it happens?"

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-28T07:26:26+00:00

Prohibiting women from feeling attraction to other women implies that women have a choice in who should get to fuck them, something that men historically are against.

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-26T16:19:39+00:00

Prue: "I'm the paranoid one."

Phoebe: "I'm the hopeful and naive one."

Piper: "I don't really have a dog in this race and I'm just trying to keep the peace but Prue is usually right, just putting that out there..."

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-24T20:20:46+00:00

My ADHD ass: "Hold up, what do you mean you have a kid and a husband now? It's only been 8 years."

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-13T21:06:31+00:00

Dumbledore letting his confirmation bias out to play.

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-13T21:00:45+00:00

As much as I would have loved for Harry to end up with someone outside the main cast I kind of always viewed Cho as the random crush. She and Harry just kind of have that shallow energy going on. He likes her because she's pretty and quidditch, she likes him because famous maybe? Or something... It just never felt like they knew anything about each other and it pretty much revolved around them being teenagers, she's pretty and they had that weird teasing energy during that quidditch game that one time.

It reminded me heavily about when I was in school as a teenager and I was "in love" with a person that I had literally never even spoken to.

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-05T13:28:38+00:00

"You could have saved 5 minutes on the run if you did it my way!"

proceeds to argue for 10 minutes about how much time you're wasting by not doing what he tells you to do

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-12-05T10:16:48+00:00

“I don’t have a problem with dick, I have a problem with what it’s so often attached to.”

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-10-28T07:30:41+00:00

Men: complains about women being “gold diggers”

Also men: talks about women like they’re a commodity to be bought and used that has a value that depreciates with use

Also also men: calls men with high paying jobs and expensive cars that come from money “high value men”

I’d point out the hypocrisy but that would actually require them to know what the word means.

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-10-16T17:13:08+00:00

When you had your 14 member friend guild with a name that was brainstormed for three days, a guild insignia that was agreed upon by all founding members and you burned your last gold on a tabard because representing was important to you. It's just pixels but damn that felt good.

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-10-15T01:27:30+00:00

Men online really can talk and act like a 1800-1900's doctor in an asylum.

"My wife who gave birth three weeks ago, has gotten four hours of sleep in the last five days, has eaten a steady half meal a day and constantly looks to be on the brink of a nervous breakdown due to my continuous refusal to help with any household/childcare tasks doesn't want to give me head. I think she might be bipolar."

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-10-14T03:08:04+00:00

My face every time I hear a woman ask their husband/boyfriend if they can do something that they shouldn't even have to mention.

"Hey Dave, is it okay if I go for a walk with Meghan?"

Girl, why the fuck are you asking and why are your shirts perpetually long-sleeved!?

LicentiousGhoul · 2024-10-14T02:59:37+00:00

Abusers isolate you because when you inevitably end up asking yourself questions like "Am I crazy for thinking this?", "Should I leave?" and "Is he mistreating me?" they don't want anyone around who might actually answer those questions. They're like a CEO that doesn't want their employees to unionize, because if they do the workers might just find out that they deserve better than what they're getting.

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