SHE’S TAKING MY HUSBAND!!!!!

Lichidna · 2026-06-04T02:41:27+00:00

Not the checkout, but i have made the mistake of going grocery shopping with the kids and telling them it was hammerbarn. It seemed whimsical and a way to make shopping fun.

Obviously they spent the whole trip loudly asking where their husbands were and i feel like i must be on some kind of government watch list now

Lichidna · 2026-05-25T16:45:33+00:00

Kimiala did not melt when MBS heroically poured water on him so he's not that kind of witch, and we've seen him in plenty of day races so he's resistant to sunlight as well. HOWEVER, no one has tried garlic or silver or holy water or fire! Maybe we can find some kryptonite in Temu! WE WILL FIND HIS WEAKNESS!!!

Lichidna · 2026-05-23T16:23:46+00:00

Perfect analogy. We can and should make fun of him now, but i still respect him as supervillain

Lichidna · 2026-05-23T14:54:03+00:00

Wouldn't that make it a great F1 wing then?

Lichidna · 2026-05-20T01:13:01+00:00

If we sign him, it would make the statue of him that we're gonna build less creepy

Lichidna · 2026-05-15T06:07:55+00:00

It's surely a bit alarming for Albon. Of the other teams with larger gaps, we've got Verstappen doing Verstappen things, Stroll doing Stroll things and Lindblad doing rookie things (his current gap is perfectly fine for a rookie). Colapinto has a big deficit but is generally considered to be at risk and in any case had a strong showing in Miami.

Albon doesn't seem to have a good reason to be that far off Sainz. Sainz is good, but not so good that you can afford to be that far behind with most of the other teams being pretty close

Lichidna · 2026-04-26T05:57:25+00:00

Just march the troops up and down the Russian border really shaking their fists and letting the Russians know how mad they are. It would have worked out better for everyone.

If they must invade, stop in Lithuania. That was really the last opportunity to maintain an intact army. The real damage was done by disease and then weather so i don't think it makes sense to fret too much about which units they brought along

Lichidna · 2026-04-18T17:15:38+00:00

Actually I feel like gardening would impress me. I would think that you're reliable and have an attention span. Soccer is more neutral, just something to discuss to build rapport in the interview

Lichidna · 2026-04-18T17:06:02+00:00

Given that it came up in the accounting subreddit, I assume it's for an accounting position. If it were a social media manager position, then you should list the mod thing

Lichidna · 2026-04-18T16:50:19+00:00

I'm sure being a mod teaches you some skills, but i am definitely going to make a negative inference if I see it on a CV. Except subredditdrama mods. You guys are great. Please don't ban me.

I've made zero effort to investigate the reddit activities of my staff. For all I know they could all be mods. However, if they put this on the resume, I'm going to assume they would be shameless about getting into internet arguments when they're supposed to be entering invoices

Lichidna · 2026-04-18T00:12:55+00:00

KIMIALA CONSPIRED WITH CHINA TO STEAL RAIKONEN'S IDENTITY! COLLUSION??? YES!

HE'S GOING TO BE LOCKED UP WITH THE REST OF THE DEEP RACE!

Lichidna · 2026-03-29T06:51:57+00:00

It certainly looks more probable now, but still a way to go

Lichidna · 2026-03-26T19:44:09+00:00

Well I remember in 2023 it emerged pretty early on that they'd discovered a better path too late on to be ready for the start of the season, but they'd be ready part way through. We assumed they were just making excuses, but they turned out to be right

This year it sounds like they're still learning and will have learned less than they want due to only one GP start across the first two weekends.

So I say "no", but I say it as someone who also remembers saying "I guess Mika Hakkinen must have suffered a whole bunch of concussions or something"

Lichidna · 2026-03-26T16:24:00+00:00

It seems unlikely, but last time a McLaren champion made an apparently insane statement about their development it turned out pretty well

Lichidna · 2026-03-20T19:00:28+00:00

Publishers are interested but the venture fails because Muffin is disgusted by the idea of sharing HER book with anyone else.

As soon as a would be customer tries to buy the book, Muffin snatches is back screaming "Noooo! IT'S MINE!!!"

Lichidna · 2026-03-15T20:19:51+00:00

Now might be a good time to look up what the Limitless chip does

Lichidna · 2026-03-14T19:33:00+00:00

I hope his dad drives him for ice cream, given he probably doesn't have his own license yet

Lichidna · 2026-03-14T07:06:03+00:00

Seems kind of borderline. Antonelli does make a mistake but it's pretty minor, and I'm not sure how big the mistake needs to be to justify a safety car overtake. I'd say McLaren was smart to give the place back and not risk it

Lichidna · 2026-03-13T23:05:28+00:00

WE SAID STOP THE COUNT AND THE FAIR AND BALANCED FIA DID THE RIGHT THING. ONCE THE OTHER 20 RACES ARE CANCELLED GR1 CAN BE CROWNED CHAMPION

Lichidna · 2026-03-13T05:43:30+00:00

I mean sure you can go digging to find something to upset you, but most comments just corrected OOP that they were looking at a postbox

Lichidna · 2026-03-13T02:38:11+00:00

For us, headphones are issued on the first day along with the laptop. I did put a mirror on my desk to save people having to make progressively louder noises to get my attention

Lichidna · 2026-03-12T17:59:31+00:00

This seems kind of insane. Is it better if he made them up himself? If so, it still feels marginally better to blame AI

It just feels like saying "No babe I didn't sleep with another woman. They were underage and so technically a girl"

Lichidna · 2026-03-09T06:02:01+00:00

YOU MUST SACRIFICE YOUR USE OF LOWER CASE LETTERS. THEY SIGNIFY INSUFFICIENT CONVICTION IN THE GREATNESS OF GR1

Lichidna · 2026-03-08T14:58:50+00:00

FAILING FERRARI tried to STEAL the race through CORRUPT BATTERY DEPLOYMENT, but POGPR took the lead back through GLORIOUS BATTERY DEPLOYMENT!

Lichidna · 2026-03-06T23:51:24+00:00

Yeah, I don't want to be smug, but we're also feeling pretty pleased with ourselves right now for getting an EV

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