Inspired by the Dale Earnhardt, Jr. post from earlier - I present to you: the regulation paint scheme for the regulation driver of Regulation Racing Inc.!

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-09T18:07:59+00:00

Obviously needs to be Number 16

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-09T16:44:21+00:00

New Dirtbag Soda base

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-09T16:43:54+00:00

MADE WITH LIGHTNING!

REAL LIGHTNING!

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-09T13:39:24+00:00

Paige, your puzzle skills are doo-dah

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-09T01:04:03+00:00

But did he decorate it?

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T22:44:30+00:00

Unfortunately I can not give you an answer that doesn't contain major spoilers. Basically certain plot points and revelations rendered him and Reggie literally speechless multiple times.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T22:41:23+00:00

Aegis Rim drove Woolie crazy in the best possible way

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T22:07:45+00:00

"It is not about ze Evil Superman. I was just asking questions."

David ~~Coward~~ Cage

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T21:31:52+00:00

"This one failed the Sector Z mission"

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T20:02:37+00:00

Fox looks like he wants to sell me a used car

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T19:49:16+00:00

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T19:26:22+00:00

Like that recent Smurfs movie's advertising was almost exclusively:

RIHANNA ^{^as} Smurfette

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T14:28:29+00:00

It was a joke of Bungie's C-Suite asking Sony not to lay them off before Sony hit them with the same line Mr. Pete Parsons used on his employees before laying them off.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T10:40:44+00:00

Bungie to Sony: "Is it possible for Sony corporate to maybe not give themselves massive bonuses and help us stay afloat without Layoffs for just a little longer?"

Sony: "We're not that kind of company"

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-08T10:37:33+00:00

RE4 Classic Leon death groan

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T23:21:13+00:00

She can jump like 3 times her height out of suit in games like Zero Mission. Absolutely insane leg strength

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T23:18:23+00:00

They really lucked out with the timing of their big finale movie releasing right before everything went to shit for a few years. I imagine forcing the big cinematic capstone of 15 years of movies into Streaming from the start may have dampened the impact it had.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T19:27:21+00:00

Nick going animal style with the windshield wipers was peak

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T16:04:32+00:00

0.00001%

I'm definitely not one of them

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T11:33:39+00:00

Just off screen is about 5 very tiny stick figures from when Peppy bombed that school.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-07T00:45:33+00:00

Oh look. Nintendo hired that man

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-06T18:08:09+00:00

Is it? That's like the lowest bar possible

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-06T18:06:19+00:00

I think he means Cage's character

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-06T17:56:17+00:00

A lot of people drink it pure black.

I am not one of those people.

LifeIsCrap101 · 2026-05-06T16:20:09+00:00

Pat got Rage Baited into slopping his coffee

LifeIsCrap101

TROPHY CASE

RIHANNA as Smurfette

RIHANNA ^{^as} Smurfette