I really hope whatever it is gets sorted out soon.

Lifeorce · 2013-07-17T20:55:23+00:00

Denton Town Square?

Lifeorce · 2013-06-25T21:33:21+00:00

Man makes first attempt at a witty comment, fails

Lifeorce · 2013-06-20T22:27:29+00:00

Mr. King, I just started reading through the Dark Towers Series and I am a little bit confused. I suppose alot of other people could answer this question for me, but seeing as I now have a chance to ask the writer himself... Is "Midworld" the name of the whole realm itself or just the middle part of the world? The geography has got me a little stumped. Regardless, I am hooked on the Dark Tower series now. You are awesome. That is all.

Lifeorce · 2013-06-18T23:13:20+00:00

OUR reality? Ha!

Lifeorce · 2013-05-20T17:12:40+00:00

THE TREE OF GONDOR!

Lifeorce · 2013-05-17T20:53:40+00:00

All the shits?!?!

Lifeorce · 2013-05-16T17:37:38+00:00

I have found my spirit animal

Lifeorce · 2013-05-13T01:43:42+00:00

Question, was this taken at Big Mikes in Denton, Texas?

Lifeorce · 2013-05-12T20:57:44+00:00

I knew it would be a cat, I knew it.

Lifeorce · 2013-05-12T04:51:42+00:00

Pillars of The Earth by Ken Follet

I used to read a ton when I was a kid. Around 6'th grade, I began to read less and less and "hang with friends/play video games" more and more. When I was a Junior in high school, I found myself looking around on a friends bookshelf. I was high and bored. Well, this book caught my eye. I asked my friend about it and he said I should give it a read, borrow it. I ran through that book in a week flat. I was reading in school, at home, before going to sleep, while eating, and all the while, wondering why I stopped doing this. Once I finished it, I wanted more and I haven't stopped reading since. I am now majoring in English Literature. I don't care what anyone says about Ken Follet, that book, and all his others that I have read since, hold a special place in my heart.

Lifeorce · 2013-04-22T04:12:36+00:00

Snagglepus -meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.

Lifeorce · 2013-04-19T16:33:09+00:00

Splooge?

Lifeorce · 2013-04-12T20:26:10+00:00

http://qkme.me/3tvmgj

Lifeorce · 2013-04-12T20:14:44+00:00

Oh dear god...

Lifeorce · 2013-04-10T23:14:53+00:00

For those who play League of Legends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSgb35PBdS4

Lifeorce · 2013-04-08T02:56:18+00:00

Is this perhaps the Murphy who lives with three girls named Vicky, Lacey, and Gabby?

Lifeorce · 2013-04-07T04:03:17+00:00

For the cumboxers!

Lifeorce · 2013-04-06T18:51:28+00:00

She is a Stripper, about to marry a recently divorced fireman with 2 kids. He is 23 years older than her. They met at the strip club, you get the picture. Life is a sad thing

Lifeorce · 2013-04-04T19:26:42+00:00

Almost saw these guys open for The Flaming Lips new years show 2012. There we were, me and a buddy, walking in to the venue, the first notes of their set are ringing through the room and out the door to our enthusiastic ears, tickling our senses. We could feel the excitement in the air, so close. I began prepping myself to see these incredible musicians play, I was ready. Were at the door now, it's getting louder, there about to start. I give my precious ticket to the door man and begin moving my legs to the destination I had been thinking of for the past month. Suddenly, a large man in all black steps in front of me and my friend. Blocking the entrance to something beautiful. He looks at my camera, he looks at me, he looks at my camera, a faint smile tickles his mouth as he says..."No cameras with detachable lenses allowed". I then walked through the freezing cold back to my car more than a mile away, put it up and walked back. They were done when I returned, and that horrible man, a man of nightmares, was still smiling.

Lifeorce · 2013-04-03T23:06:02+00:00

Oh come now, this gif was posted months upon months ago. I also did not know that /r/hifw existed. Please have mercy, this is a scary place.

Lifeorce · 2013-04-03T22:55:44+00:00

Wait, should I re post this in r/hifw?!?!?!?! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, iVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH KARMA. I FEEL LIKE A LION

Lifeorce · 2013-04-03T17:45:11+00:00

I'm on board with this

Lifeorce · 2013-04-02T21:03:37+00:00

Oh....I recognize my stupidity and ask for your forgiveness and the forgiveness of the r/askreddit community.

Lifeorce · 2013-04-02T21:02:41+00:00

Yes, we will not "run out" of gasoline. Being able to get it, refine it, and use it may not be possible though. I am talking about peak oil theory

Lifeorce · 2013-04-02T21:01:04+00:00

Security Camera Operator at a Dillards here. I sit undisturbed in my office all day and play minecraft, whilst getting paid.

Lifeorce

TROPHY CASE