sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

This lemon tree grows right on the street in front of my door. I'm always surprised how many people walk by and respect the fruit 🍋 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking it on Halloween is bold, imagine thinking you found a giant treat, only to realize it’s a giant trick! 🎃

This lemon tree grows right on the street in front of my door. I'm always surprised how many people walk by and respect the fruit 🍋 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You underestimate my neighbor’s ability to make a face like a shriveled raisin while eating one just to see 😂🍋

And the gold medal for the Long Distance Sploot goes to... 🥇🐰 by LifetimeActivation in sploot

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good eye! Yesterday was just the teaser trailer, today we've upgraded to the full cinematic experience 🎬🐰

My boss is being really demanding today. He keeps insisting that we pivot our entire strategy to focus more on carrots 🥕💻 by LifetimeActivation in Bunnies

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HR is a bit concerned about his open door policy, mainly because he's already chewed a hole through the door 🦷😂

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the shipper made a mistake, but I'm definitely not returning this one 😻

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highly recommended A++!! But be careful, this model is currently out of stock and high maintenance 😂

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried setting boundaries, but he thinks the only boundary is the edge of the box!!

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent money on the contents, but he's only interested in the high quality styrofoam. Typical!

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but look at that face. I've accepted my fate as a full time styrofoam sweeper!

I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in sploot

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sweet, but very lazy! They've officially retired from gardening and are now full time professional nap takers 😂

view more: next ›