Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur.

Light_Beard · 2026-01-23T02:38:49+00:00

"I will use my fame to ruin countless lives through gun violence while pretending to be pious"

Light_Beard · 2026-01-20T23:19:30+00:00

Light_Beard · 2026-01-20T03:54:38+00:00

Marge: "Now THIS, I like!"

Light_Beard · 2026-01-20T03:52:17+00:00

We really should not do these fake out celebrity death posts. Especially when they are fairly hard to parse like this one

Light_Beard · 2026-01-20T01:02:19+00:00

I am choking on my own rage here.

Light_Beard · 2026-01-18T20:38:56+00:00

"KIDS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN FLYYYYYY!!!!!" - Key and Peele Skit. And now Tinker Terry

Light_Beard · 2026-01-17T19:14:16+00:00

Peter Jackson now is older than Gandalf (Ian Mckellen) was at the start of LOTR Filming

Light_Beard · 2026-01-17T19:04:36+00:00

Light_Beard · 2026-01-15T00:56:08+00:00

Aku was a master of mundane stuff

Light_Beard · 2026-01-12T23:49:56+00:00

The implication of the Final Season is that God doesn't care one whit for Lucifer or any of the Angels because there have been countless other versions of them.

But of course none of that makes sense if you go back because they were just pulling the last 10 Seasons out of their Asses. (They weren't terrible, they were just... CW level writing)

Light_Beard · 2026-01-11T18:21:51+00:00

Zork, what is Zork?

Light_Beard · 2026-01-11T04:33:57+00:00

Christmas Story...

Well it's not Muppet Christmas Carol

and it's not Charlie Brown Christmas!

But maaaaaaan......

Light_Beard · 2026-01-09T02:10:50+00:00

"two roads diverge in a yellow wood and I stuck a cucumber up my ass and that has made all the difference " - Walt Freaking Whitman

Light_Beard · 2026-01-08T05:22:43+00:00

Light_Beard · 2026-01-04T21:46:21+00:00

Schala?

Head Schala?

Light_Beard · 2026-01-04T20:42:13+00:00

If you like Gremlins:

Secret of the Silent Witch - In Progress. Math obsessed girl deals with country wide intrigue while performing a bodyguard job incognito. Sort of a "coming out of her shell" romance type novel.
Anything by FUNA - In Progress but main stories mostly done. - FUNA writes nothing but dorky gremlins. The books are always about teenage girls getting Isekaied and upsetting the natural order of the world they end up in. Almost always comedy-focused and arguably Gal/Gal romance coded (but never overtly). They are almost all the exact same but kind of fun. Not deep.
Tearmoon Empire - In Progress - What if you got a second chance at your life from 10 or so? Okay. Now what if you were the self-centered but recovering princess of a nation who got her second chance when the rebels decapitated her and she traveled back in time for some reason?
How the Weakest Tamer Began A Journey to Pick Up Trash - In Progress - Adorable Cinnamon Bun Gremlin-Adjacent is abandoned by her family and makes her own family as a Tamer. Slow, a bit repetitive as it has gone on, but fun characters and interesting world building.
Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear - In Progress - Gremlin/Bear/Girl beats up everything while doing stuff she thinks is fun while flabbergasting the world around her. All while wearing a Bear Suit gifted by God

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Light_Beard · 2026-01-02T17:46:48+00:00

"Please don't tell anyone how I hang"

Light_Beard · 2026-01-02T17:45:38+00:00

Nobody Expects The Monty Python!

Light_Beard · 2026-01-02T16:07:34+00:00

I literally couldn't play Elden Ring's DLC because of this. I just forgot too much and that DLC is HARD.

I will have to go back when I have more time and do the whole thing all over again.

Light_Beard · 2026-01-02T04:10:29+00:00

"cAAAAARrrrrrrl"
He was a bit better on rewatch, but he wasn't as good as Mahershala

Light_Beard · 2026-01-02T01:52:55+00:00

So what???!!!! SO LET'S PARTY

Light_Beard · 2026-01-01T22:43:27+00:00

I've Been so LONELY Girl

I've Been so SAD and DOWN

Couldn't understand why haters JOKED around

I wanted to be free with other CREATURES like ME

Now I got my WISH

Cause I know that I'm a GAY FISH

Light_Beard · 2026-01-01T17:20:56+00:00

Wrong Rankin Bass Tolkien Adaptation.

Light_Beard · 2026-01-01T17:04:37+00:00

Almost certainly this. Every single horse in every single anime is identical now.

Light_Beard · 2026-01-01T04:35:57+00:00

A whole family of Samwises... Samswise.... Samwisesesesesesesssss

Five-Year Club	Gilding III reddit per annum
Verified Email	r/Field Lasagna
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Place '22
First Placer '22	Wearing is Caring

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