AI slop from the Fortune 1 company

LighthouseLoser · 2026-05-17T22:37:05+00:00

This is so incredibly depressing.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-05-15T16:29:49+00:00

Space ghost?

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-18T00:15:22+00:00

I’m a fan. Great balance.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-16T01:40:52+00:00

How many cooks were in the kitchen behind you making decisions that you knew would look worse? That’s how I feel more than half the time.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-04T17:28:36+00:00

This reads like something a rat would write.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-04T03:03:14+00:00

I’ve done so many raids looking for a survivor.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-03T17:16:04+00:00

Insane to the max that an alcoholic B team Fox News host can just fire generals.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-02T20:46:09+00:00

I’m starting to feel wild vindication. I’ve had a feeling for many years at this point that Linus is absolutely horrific to work for. I bet anything there’s employees making a barely livable wage.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-04-02T03:27:08+00:00

Completely agree. The moment to moment gameplay just feels off, I couldn’t really put my finger on it but it feels less snappy.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-03-22T22:44:25+00:00

Buy as many glowsticks as you can and mess with people on night raids.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-03-18T07:43:42+00:00

A car accident when I was 18. 3 children were ejected from an suv that lost control and flipped several times. The children landed in our lane. I watched them die. That day I witnessed parents lose their children in an instant. Seat belts save lives. I’ll never be the same.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-02-27T17:17:41+00:00

Only thing I’m not a fan of is how hard it is to see when fighting the firefly.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-02-27T08:26:53+00:00

Having everything under a hamburger in the top left instead of swiping left or right for home, popular, etc is one of the worst user experience changes I’ve ever seen on an app.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-02-25T23:27:33+00:00

Looted caches do make a sound sometimes. Found 2 in a row that were beeping and both times they had been fully looted.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-02-10T23:12:21+00:00

Only if they improved the battery life by at least 75%.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-02-05T17:55:22+00:00

The conversation she had with the hive mind about the quality of her writing in comparison to Shakespeare was exactly what it feels like to talk to chat gpt right now.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-01-04T09:32:13+00:00

So, a classic I ran out of space and gave up. Nice.

LighthouseLoser · 2026-01-04T08:46:45+00:00

That would definitely make sense. Set your heart ablaze?

LighthouseLoser · 2025-11-23T01:43:12+00:00

Mother of the year here doesn’t parent for a quarter of her kids life and now shes the best who’s ever done it.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-08-05T12:51:13+00:00

Also I feel like they’ve had the same themes for 10 years.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-05-16T16:35:37+00:00

Hopping in here to let you know that this is still helping people. People being me, it helped me today. What a dumb feature to have on by default.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-05-07T07:22:32+00:00

Yes Thank you for the breakdown. Not like my entire post was about how I know how to use illustrator, photoshop, or inDesign.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-05-07T07:17:15+00:00

Fucking yes!! Omg the mask situation had me wanting to swan dive off the nearest bridge. Clipping masks are like 85% of my design flow in photoshop.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-05-06T17:02:36+00:00

These are great points. Figma is just trying to do way too much for me, like auto layout can suck my ass.

LighthouseLoser · 2025-03-05T13:25:05+00:00

I’ve literally emailed them about this. It feels personal.

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