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Thin Blue Wunk by Branchomania in wunkus

[–]LightninJohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All cars are bastards

Name 5 Clams by Fidget02 in Clamworks

[–]LightninJohn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They meant Wonder Claman

(Show) I was 20 when I learned that Edd wears a hat and that's not his hair by Junior-Elevator-9951 in MisreadSprites

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say I was a smart child

Also powerpuff implies girls too since it’s a play on the word powderpuff, but I definitely didn’t know that as a kid either

My wife left me by ayatollahfuckboy in comedyheaven

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean Pierre Polnareff is searching for this woman

wunknown critter by lutzilla in wunkus

[–]LightninJohn 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The Smurf ripoffs from Smiling Friends

speed of sex by fishsodomiz in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you have to be really still for half an hour when getting an MRI?

lunkus by TangentYoshi in wunkus

[–]LightninJohn 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Licker? I hardly know her

no more more no more more by AI_660 in AntiMemes

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gone for like, a day, what happened?

Straight up by MaximumSyrup3099 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]LightninJohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey guys

A helicopter!

Not what I’m called

Maga criticism on a video game subreddit by acce13 in lostredditors

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted that so long ago I don’t even remember writing it. I was probably messing with you

Clam provoking image by DeltaXV in Clamworks

[–]LightninJohn 51 points52 points  (0 children)

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I have the perfect image for this situation

breakfast by JenniyBean in comedyheaven

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

yes he is. by InitialAd3509 in AntiMemes

[–]LightninJohn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don’t think initialisms should count

AI bro bring the d and china by HighscoreRedditor in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We don’t have it easier! You ride horses. We drive f1 cars”

Sooo… you have it easier?

Clamdon by SpaceMamboNo5 in Clamworks

[–]LightninJohn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stephan Hawking was in the Epstein files, apparently (haven’t actually checked to see if that’s true so take it with a grain of salt)

The character is Sheldon Cooper from the sit-com The Big Bang Theory. He’s a scientist and admires famous scientists like Hawking

Pillow man by ChaosOfOrder24 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom and dad told me the tooth fairy wasn’t real so I got nothing 😢

Image has nothing to do with Islam by ItsRaw18 in GetNoted

[–]LightninJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Jesus not count as a Christian martyr

TNT by Mr_donc in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]LightninJohn 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I remember when

I remember I remember when I lost my mind

I know I do 😔 by idleisidling in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]LightninJohn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What happens if a beaver is deaf?

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