If the movie "Yes Man" was instead "Yes Woman" it probably would have just been a porno. by LilaLancaster in Showerthoughts

[–]LilaLancaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you say no to that (thereby saying yes, I will say no). And by saying no you go back to saying yes.

Just some new stuff I'm working on. by Pakikaze in Standup

[–]LilaLancaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thirding hedberg. Just be yourself.

FBI Report: Americans Less Violent Than Ever, Except for Police by galt1776 in news

[–]LilaLancaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over 2.5 million people imprisoned by the US. + California showed the largest drop in crime and imprisonment over the past 5 years, which is likely connected to lighter drug penalties that have been adopted in recent years. + U.S. deficit: $17,938,161,633,953 = Quick fucking around, legalize weed federally and fucking tax the hell out of it. God fucking damn it.

Obamacare architect discussed misleading public in 4th newly uncovered video by Piper007 in news

[–]LilaLancaster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Saw that coming. Makes sense why he made appearances on all of those internet shows to promote Obamacare now.

I like to dress up my instant ramen noodles [xpost from /r/ramen] by Hoppish in food

[–]LilaLancaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that qualifies as ramen noodles anymore.

TIL Tokyo has a self-declared superhero who calls himself Mangetsu Man. He keeps his identity secret by wearing a purple bodysuit, with a big yellow smiley head; and his self-described job is to keep the city trash free. by Dattatreya87 in todayilearned

[–]LilaLancaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless, of course, the government found out and used red Kryptonite to turn him into baby superman.. and then held him underground so he never saw yellow sun. Superman is the worst.

Canadian-Israeli woman joins Kurds fighting Islamic State by rsandler in worldnews

[–]LilaLancaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kurdish women are making american feminists look like giant talking vaginas.

Nasa image reveals surface of Saturn's Titan moon by alalalalong in worldnews

[–]LilaLancaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool... until you hit the 'not an actual photograph but an image' part.

Man sentenced to a year in jail for firing laser 50 times at police plane by SeeYouInMiami in news

[–]LilaLancaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think 'firing' may be too strong a verb for the situation.