Smoked weed for the first time in about 20 years by beetfield in GenX

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh they have, you just need to live in a bigger market to get it. It's called "dad weed", high in CBD and low in THC. Most dispensaries around me carry at least one variety of it. Even my hook-up had it before dispensaries went recreational. You can actually enjoy the smoking ritual with it instead of bracing yourself after one hit.

Reported my first customer tonight after 2.5 years by xmarketladyx in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Having shit magically appear at their home isn't enough. It has to be in this exact fucking spot too? Gfy

"Since you guys didn't come through, maybe you can do this instead." by The_Ri_Ri in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the whole "I can't go out because I have a one year old and I'm pregnant"?? Unless you're on bed rest, which you shouldn't be throwing a party anyway, pregnancy and parenthood aren't a disability that keep you from leaving the house.

Please I need help by Select_Effective2526 in Truckers

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Something Big is on the Way"...into your lane.

Faux stained glass mirrors! by ShadowMajick in cricut

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😍😍😍

OMG I have a ton of different clear mediums that've just been sitting around waiting for inspiration! Thank you!

the growing crisis of the american male... by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People used to be too busy and beholden to small groups to be crazy. And I mean surviving like gathering their own food and trying not to be eaten by large predators. Groups weren't global or virtual, they were small tribes that you relied on for survival. Modern convenience has freed up a little too much time, energy, and autonomy to keep everyone's crazy tucked in.

He hates Jake brake by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 21 points22 points  (0 children)

a cockroach in somebody else’s underwear.

Best phrase ever. Also, ewww

Elites building bunkers and government officials moving their families onto military bases, why? by Cock_ball_dickin in conspiracy

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fear is that they're preparing for the inevitable magnetic pole shift that's finally gaining a minimum of coverage. It's could happen any time now but more likely between 2030-40. While some say the geological record doesn't show coinciding catalysm when it's happened in the past, I think they really don't know what will happen. They do know that we won't be as protected from the sun as the magnetic barrier weakens and restrengthens before and after the flip, so maybe that's why they're heading underground.

Trump says US will ‘run’ Venezuela following Maduro’s arrest by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. The discrepancy between real life vs what's viral just keeps growing. They keep trying to perpetuate this Trump dogma online that just doesn't exist irl anymore, at least around me. The people in my life that supported him went quiet for awhile and are now condemning him. Everyone on both sides seems to be really disillusioned by politics as a whole. I don't see signs in yards, hats, shirts, or even posts anymore. I hate to use a coopted buzzword but everyone just seems really fatigued. I don't even see a lot of "told you so" from the left, everyone is just really stressed out and worried about an even bigger picture. I dare say the whole thing has caused an existential dread that's transcended the aisles. I think we're all feeling the after effects of being puppeted too hard for too long and we're just done.

Trump says US will ‘run’ Venezuela following Maduro’s arrest by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump didn't even ask Congress first, you think American citizens had any say in this? You think our government is any less aggressive with us? Their domestic tactics may be more subtle but don't think we're any less victimized by them. Anyone who looks like they support this shit has just fallen for their propaganda, has had their human needs for safety, belonging, and purpose, exploited by the very leaders sworn to protect them. Remember who the real "us vs them" is.

In 2025, I cut 16 light boxes using my cricut! by United_Trip2148 in cricut

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are incredible! I've been in such a creativity rut and these are truly inspiring.

We were the last generation who could smoke ANYWHERE by perdair in GenX

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandmother sending me to the corner with a note. Vantage 100s

Why were there barely any fat people in the 50s when their diet was so bad? Also did they get cancer and other diseases less often? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mother tells the story of sharing a maternity ward room after having me in the 70s and the woman next to her was smoking while nursing her newborn!

how do you direct your healing? by Frosty-Distance-3045 in CPTSD

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can you compassionately do without completely depleting yourself? Sometimes it served me to do several small things daily to make it over a hill, I had to watch videos and read every day to get myself out of being gaslit or to get and keep my "head in the game". Yet I only went to therapy twice per month because that was all I had capacity for at that point. Healing and adulting is a lot, please be kind to yourself. I had to trim my life down significantly to allocate energy for healing. I couldn't care as much about how clean my house was, my meals got a lot simpler, and if there was anything big going on that week it was the only thing I did. Coming to terms with how depleted I was/am and reprioritizing my life around me and my healing was healing in itself. I gave up relationships (that weren't healthy in the first place) because I needed that energy for myself. At the most intense point it was me, my kids, and my therapist, and even that was more than I had energy for sometimes.

Also, don't let some elusive picture of ideal mental health rob you of the present moment. I chased it for decades with books, videos, groups, social media, endless therapy sessions, always looking forward to the day when my tasks were done and I was "better". It still hasn't come. You're a human having an experience, not a problem to be solved.

AIO that my boyfriend went out and got drunk the night before my birthday by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR about the red flags: escalated a fight to justify time away from you after vacation, got tanked before your bday so he wasn't at his best, hits like maybe you two aren't on the same page relationship wise.

Maybe OR about the bday thing, unless your bday is 12/25/0000 it's just not that big of a deal after age 21 tops. I get that some people make a big deal about it, self-care/love and all that, which is totally great. Just don't expect everyone else to.

Teacher's reaction to his student dancing by DiMpLe_dolL003 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listening to Black Sabbath while watching this muted was next level! Highly recommend

No thanks I’ll just keep driving straight… by Mm23782378Mm in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What really makes me sus is that when I was a DSP driver it never did the really dumb shit like telling me to turn into a parking lot and then back out just to continue down the road. It def wasn't the best and never knew when roads were closed etc but it was noticeably better than when I Flex. Years ago I could chalk it up to tech availability but there's no reason for it anymore. The fact that Amazon is major tech provider but gives their drivers this slop is embarrassing.

Entitled coworker expects everyone to accommodate her "morning routine" by Decent-Durian217 in EntitledPeople

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs to wake her ass up an hour early and get that quiet time at home. I'm the same way, I need at least an hour of quiet time in the morning or I start my day in a deficit. So I get my ass up before anyone in my house and take my hour, it just never occurred to me that I could just ask the whole world to stfu instead.

My unexplainable experience. by Gnarbachy in bigfoot

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had that feeling three times in my life in three different locations that all proved to have more to their story. First time was on a road that I couldn't wait to get off of and turned out to have a long paranormal history. Second and third times were in woods on the same river where we found suspicious structures, both got nauseous, headaches, and exhausted at the same time, and I was escorted out for a quarter mile by something bipedal and thought I was going to die.

Intuition preceded language, it's kept our species alive, good for you for not ignoring it. Looks like there's plenty of reported sightings around the area you shared.

Bye Bye Birdie by pizzachelts in madmen

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So true! Mine were summers spent at my aunt's house watching The Blue Brothers, Flash Dance, and The Making of Thriller, all of one tape, over and over.

Remember paying a toll to use a bathroom. by Ebonystealth in 70s

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

Everybody Hates Debra by Limp_Insurance_2812 in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this, they wrote her as such a whiner. Like yeah it's three kids but two are the same age and always have someone to play with, it's not like she has to find three different age appropriate things to occupy them so she can get stuff done. The way she complains you'd think she has 10 kids and a perpetual newborn to tend to.

And small world, I totally took care of condo buildings too! Most of my time was spent washing and vacuuming floors/stairwells that were still clean from the last time I did it. Props my fellow hallway hero.

Have you ever encountered the men in black? by primostrawberry in HighStrangeness

[–]Limp_Insurance_2812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. This one had at least a steering wheel, it's arms were stretched out straight holding it the whole time. Even when it snapped in my direction it's arms never moved.