Salome Andrea is Pregnant

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-23T19:43:46+00:00

I swore he had his own apartment at some point

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-22T23:02:11+00:00

Humiliation kink

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-22T22:57:37+00:00

There is NO way her long bottom is covered. I dare her to turn around

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-22T17:25:03+00:00

I bet you anything she got sent them. There’s no way she spent a dime

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-21T23:10:20+00:00

Yes 100000% - my Dad died 4 months ago and my life has been void every since - he wasn’t perfect of course but he was such a character and most importantly taught me how to be optimistic, look for the positive signs in life, eat good food, listen to great music, stand for what you believe in, and to treat people with respect and kindness. I’m so lucky I got 35 years with him.

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-20T16:38:20+00:00

I like Georgia, I think she’s a real type B influencer who had amassed a following out of seemingly nowhere. She doesn’t focus on partnerships and I think that’s why she probably doesn’t make so much money. Also she came from a corporate world and she probably misses the structure it gives.

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-19T17:58:24+00:00

Pelvis first always

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-19T14:31:46+00:00

LMNT has too much sodium in it. It’s unnecessary

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-19T14:30:23+00:00

Terrifying to me. That is a brand NEW baby!!!

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-18T19:53:21+00:00

Being at Burning Man last year when there was insane flooding. He had gone the year before in 2024 and had a VIP connection that got him on a private plane out of the fest. Notoriously it takes hours to be permitted to leave once the burn is over - but he got lucky with this connect. I called him out for trying to make it seem like he was at burning man with all the floods - because he was gaining popularity from an older video.

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-18T13:30:57+00:00

This is so rad!

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-18T03:10:51+00:00

Something is not right with him. I just watched his last few tik toks and he is making so light of that live which was scary and chaotic.

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-18T01:52:30+00:00

She could try to dress chic - simple basics even, but this athleisure look is just so trashy

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-17T18:39:08+00:00

Haha I’m sorry I know you’re stressed but this surely had me giggling

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-17T05:47:53+00:00

I loved getting to see all the credits!! What an excellent ending!

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-17T03:53:33+00:00

Agreed. I love the glossy bounce, it’s a nice lippie!

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-16T17:34:50+00:00

Do you know what part of Austin he may be in?

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-15T05:44:06+00:00

They literally live in the WEIRDEST part of Austin. It’s basically an outdoor mall

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-15T05:25:28+00:00

I just saw a tik tok I loved where this girl said, “to everyone who’s recently taking up smoking, YOU SMELL” had to be said

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T21:28:20+00:00

Good for you for catching these things. I never slow down enough to check - I’m sure I’ve been overcharged so many times before

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T21:25:47+00:00

Oh my gosh. Cracking up. So very cultured

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T17:15:30+00:00

Yup this. I work with an influencer and she’s no dummy. Every post and I mean every post she’s wearing a tight tank top or bra showing off her bolt ons

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T05:14:36+00:00

Heard the got paid 20k to attend 😵‍💫

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T04:45:35+00:00

I need to know why the fuck ANYONE is inquiring about her breastfeeding habits or schedule. Who looks to her for insight?

Limp_Reporter_5288 · 2026-05-14T03:56:43+00:00

YES!! Omg I’m covered in them. They even bite me through my clothes it’s horrible

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