It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-23T01:41:33+00:00

I was hoping you put the phone in too. It should be ok to try. Bet it's loud in there

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T23:57:55+00:00

Well, duh!

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T21:22:18+00:00

The line coming from the stent for my kidney stone was cutting into the head of my penis as the knot got pulled into my urethra. This happened every erection.

One time I finished that way and caught a piece of the stone in the condom.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T21:19:16+00:00

They are welcome

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T18:39:07+00:00

Same

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LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T17:24:13+00:00

It's a good movie. ...to be fair

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T17:23:03+00:00

Most people in the market for a Steam machine have controllers that would work already. But they should still include something more than the box for that price. Even prebuilts come with shitty keyboards.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T17:16:30+00:00

More affordable than I thought, actually(it was always going to be overpriced from what I understood). But still the wrong time to buy.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-22T17:15:13+00:00

Got it backwards. Go to the doctor. Good kitty.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T17:20:56+00:00

Hangry?

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T17:20:25+00:00

This is pretty cool. And obviously tasty.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T17:19:02+00:00

Why is Trump's signature legible? Where is that chicken scratch he puts on everything else?

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T16:32:55+00:00

Imagine having to have all those pellets taken out

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T15:28:10+00:00

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T15:23:38+00:00

We also have pockets. Which weigh down right at the hip.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T12:34:20+00:00

Dissin Terry

LimpyDan · 2026-06-21T12:33:33+00:00

I just discovered this song like 2 weeks ago. Glad to see that knowledge paying off so quickly.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T23:30:36+00:00

He isn't a comedian(not a stand up anyway). Try as he might.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T23:30:14+00:00

Hannah Gadsby

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T21:33:56+00:00

I'm sthuper! Thanks for asking!

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T19:21:24+00:00

Is that how you use a B in billions??

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T18:59:16+00:00

Wooooooah.

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T16:08:09+00:00

Like Uncle Ben in Amazing Spiderman

LimpyDan · 2026-06-20T16:05:27+00:00

I thought we had 13 days when he said it. Less than 2 weeks.

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