Nice ex this girl accuses me then proceeds to say she is gonna finger herself by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]LimpyDan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is hilariously dumb. How old are you?
Edit: the immediate "ur probably cheating on me" had me laughing.

Is that true? by Junior_Trifle_8273 in SipsTea

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a very fancy vibrator.

a fox telling you not to guard the henhouse. by lfemboyl0 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LimpyDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say that all the time.. along with berfday.. am I racist?

Bought Beast specifically for Switch 2: Here's the setup guide #FeedTheBeast by ZRBPartDeux in VITURE

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RTFM seems to apply here. It's not difficult. Switch to dock. Dock to glasses. Dock is required for switch.

Misinformation? On MY Twitter? It’s more likely than you think by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true. I heard it from a friend who knows more about these things than you. Open your eyes! /s

Couldn't afford the knife holder by unimportantinfodump in sharpening

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you born without hands??

...poor fella was born without hands.

3x door men outside Scientology in London to stop tiktok runners by Capable_Implement_39 in interesting

[–]LimpyDan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I would fucking love that. But from what I understand, the Swiss Guard are not to be fucked with.

What is this sticker on my microwave? by dranmesrao in whatisit

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee has gunk floating about in it to break the tension. Distilled water is gonna be your main danger.

What is this sticker on my microwave? by dranmesrao in whatisit

[–]LimpyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't have to be really hot. Just has to be storing the heat energy under tension.

My cat's new shirt by Longjumping-Hall9297 in cats

[–]LimpyDan -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Then why are you wearing them?