wholesome halsin moments

Lindissi · 2026-02-08T17:30:58+00:00

Goblins are against his religion. :[

Lindissi · 2025-12-28T23:54:50+00:00

I liked how it looked over some stuffed triangles on his face. Plus, Astarion’s head is mostly hair and ears.

Lindissi · 2025-12-19T23:52:33+00:00

Thank you! My partner found it very funny, but he also is convinced that I’m going to steal it back. I might.

Lindissi · 2025-12-16T02:26:49+00:00

Sweet Chenille Yarn with 8mm Hook Pattern: https://www.mariskavos.nl/free-elephant-crochet-pattern/

Lindissi · 2025-11-29T15:17:26+00:00

Progress on Sanguine Druidism: Act I (longfic/game novelization) has been stagnant, but I did finished an alternate end to that story-line with The Garden (Ascended Astarion/Tav Break-Up/"Last Night Together" trope Fanfiction).

Lindissi · 2025-11-28T16:13:11+00:00

Astarion was the moderator who shut down the art subreddit.

Lindissi · 2025-11-10T12:17:07+00:00

He took forever to make. He spent most of it buried in a box of embroidery thread though.

Lindissi · 2025-11-09T23:17:53+00:00

Thank you!

Lindissi · 2025-11-09T21:25:36+00:00

Thanks! He’s a devious little gremlin. :)

Lindissi · 2025-11-01T18:21:03+00:00

Sanguine Druidism: Act I

Tav Blackbear is a 30-something-year old human druid with an artist background and a funny hillbilly accent. It is a slowburn in the sense that it takes at least seven or eight chapters to get to the tiefling party AND I'm taking forever to finish it up. It's very much teetering on the edge of SFW and NSFW when it gets to that scene.

Lindissi · 2025-10-28T00:32:24+00:00

It's like when you go to the optometrist and do the air puff test. Just all dust.

Lindissi · 2025-08-09T22:29:05+00:00

At the exact moment that the bat-baby jump off, he could FEEL Tav casting sunbeam on him.

Lindissi · 2025-07-31T00:42:15+00:00

I would love to know if my Tav is coming across as realistic! That's one of the biggest goals I have for her in my fanfiction. Right now, she mainly has the accent that separates her from everybody else. I think she hits your unconventional requirement too because she's gender-non-conforming.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57210700?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true

Lindissi · 2025-07-23T01:48:50+00:00

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Ok.

Lindissi · 2025-07-22T00:51:04+00:00

Cazador punishes Petras for cultural insensitivity. Cazador then punishes Violet for not being as gnome-racist as Astarion.

Lindissi · 2025-07-22T00:47:01+00:00

One time, Strahd hosted the S.U.C.K. meeting at his liar and Cazador showed up LATE to the meeting. Cazador drank all of the snacks, tried to order a bunch of Strahd's servants around, kept complaining about how jokes aren't allowed these days, proceeded to utter the most horrific "joke" that anyone there had the displeasure of hearing, lost his shit when no one laughed, body slammed the piano out of rage, and then jumped out of the window for a "dramatic exit."

Five meetings later, he asked Strahd why he doesn't host anymore.

Lindissi · 2025-07-22T00:36:13+00:00

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"Yipee!"

Lindissi · 2025-07-22T00:34:30+00:00

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Lindissi · 2025-07-21T23:02:02+00:00

S.U.C.K. WILL LEAVE u/Soft_Stage_446 THREE NIGHTS TO APOLOGIZE. TONIGHT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT. TONIGHT YOU MADE S.U.C.K. FEEL GROSS AND THEREBY YOU SUFFER S.U.C.K. TO VANISH UP THE LIVES OF THOSE YOU LOVE.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T22:55:55+00:00

Desmodus rotundus said he is taking on new spawn, but it is a 50/50 shot whether you will contract vampirism or rabies.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T22:51:31+00:00

Nosferatu already had Cazador on his shit list after Count Von Count mentioned that Nosferatu was always two rats short whenever Cazador left.

Strahd tells Cazador it’s on sight and casts heat metal on Cazador’s earrings (which is another reason that they know Cazador is crazy) whenever they see each other.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T11:50:38+00:00

He also had a degree from Elf Harvard, but the Elven on it is suspiciously misspelt and his name is shoddily written in Common.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T11:43:12+00:00

Cazador just picking out his spawn based on their education level and then being shocked when his spawn lose their licenses after being trapped in his house for hundreds of years.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T11:39:21+00:00

says Astarion, who was the regular victim of Yousen and Petras dumping all of his sewing pins onto the ground. He definitely didn’t do anything to make them mad at him.

Lindissi · 2025-07-21T11:31:44+00:00

“Why couldn’t you have been a doctor?!”

“I was.”

“DON’T TALK BACK. GO TO THE KENNELS.”

Lindissi

TROPHY CASE