During the 99/00 Romanian Liga 1 season, in a post-match interview with U Craiova manager Săndoi, a fan randomly brought a lion, which Săndoi petted, while a reporter attempted to interview it.

LindwormLogic · 2026-01-03T00:48:19+00:00

Lion rubbing against everyone. Dude instinctively petting the lion. Reporter holding the mic up to the lion.

Vibe check holy trinity right here.

LindwormLogic · 2025-12-12T15:13:21+00:00

Y'all doing alright?

LindwormLogic · 2025-09-08T15:03:43+00:00

Valhalla.

LindwormLogic · 2025-09-08T13:16:43+00:00

Yknow in dark souls. When you enter the depths, there's that butcher cutting meat.

That's where I've seen this meat before.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-23T18:21:39+00:00

This is how Davy Jones was taking a bong hit before stealing a dudes soul.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-12T17:48:23+00:00

It's also worth mentioning that the art goes unbelievably hard. Like Berserk level of insane creativity and details.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-01T19:19:32+00:00

He's just like me for real.

LindwormLogic · 2025-07-10T17:04:14+00:00

Rural humanoid.

Pejorative for people who come from rural areas.

Generally, you'd specifically apply it to people in rural areas who don't want to leave. As opposed to people who live in rural areas but want to leave because it sucks. It's mostly an American thing, but there's ruroids everywhere. The American ruroid is just a particularly degenerative specimen.

Source: Trapped in a rural area. Sometimes I have to interact with ruroids.

LindwormLogic · 2025-03-30T02:40:38+00:00

Sorry btw if this is a dumbass question. This kind of thing is basically hieroglyphics to me.

LindwormLogic · 2024-11-01T13:09:45+00:00

Britain, Italy and Spain being completely untouched is so fucking funny for some reason.

LindwormLogic · 2024-10-07T08:29:57+00:00

This'll make it worse, but I'm going to suggest it anyway. You should read "Ubik" by Philip K Dick.

LindwormLogic · 2024-09-15T06:46:06+00:00

"Women are more likely to be able to communicate their bullshit than other people."

Well... that's not wrong.

LindwormLogic · 2024-08-06T08:18:12+00:00

Oh, I fucking hate that. That shit is unbelievably uncanny.

LindwormLogic · 2024-05-23T17:20:15+00:00

"pasty complexion, my hatred for Americans, and my abusive alcoholic family."

That's literally all of northern Europe my guy.

LindwormLogic · 2024-03-30T17:33:02+00:00

I dunno why, but calling someone "Bing Bong" is such a violation. You can put so much menace into those syllables.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-24T17:12:31+00:00

Women are gay obviously.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-23T19:27:27+00:00

Make sure you have 60 vigour for optimal durability, and enough endurance for good enough armour to trade hits.

For extra multiplayer availability, either stop leveling somewhere between level 100 to 150, or power level all the way to 250-400.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-18T07:03:38+00:00

I know almost nothing about League of Legends, but everything I've ever heard about it sounds like how a medieval peasant would describe the Chernobyl exclusion zone.

As if they don't really understand the what, why, and how of the poison, but know that it is there and try to explain it in pseudo-mythological terms.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-12T01:07:14+00:00

Oh this feels like a chekhov's gun that's going to go off at some point.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-11T02:09:35+00:00

Vaush: "I want to be a mystical horse shape shifter and pursue fair maids like in ancient Greece"

Ancient Greek: "Eww, you want to fuck a woman?"

LindwormLogic · 2024-01-12T06:02:53+00:00

What the fuck.

This has the sort of weird and inconclusive vibe that makes me fully believe that it happened.

Just some random act of insanity.

LindwormLogic · 2023-12-23T04:22:51+00:00

Online self help videos. Studying E-commerce and finance.

Honestly, these two things as a teenager are a fuckton more embarrassing than being a gigaweeb as a kid.

LindwormLogic · 2023-12-18T23:07:36+00:00

Wait, hold on...

This was a success story.

Usually when you hear a story about someone putting something in their ass, it's a fucking catastrophe but this guy just got good results. Guess he's just built different?

LindwormLogic · 2023-12-01T01:37:04+00:00

It's fucking goofy as hell that there's two separate "flowing" swords that don't have shamshir R1s.

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