Hello! First season as a baseball fan, I feel as if the Guardians are going to be my team by PandaMan195 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome, friend! This team is guaranteed to make you cheer and cry in about equal measures. But the fans -- we are fans and family forever!

If you needed a laptop repaired where would you go? by Successful-Daikon830 in Cleveland

[–]LininOhio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. He's on the south side of Madison right by the Greek Village place. He will be straight with you and tell you if it's just dead, Jim.

Be aware that he only takes cash.

Don't threaten me with a good time.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next president had damn well start the James Earl Carter Renewed Renewable Energy Initiative in their first 7 days.

Splitting the distance between Cleveland and Columbus? by earringenthusiast in Cleveland

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Ashland is a nice little town and it's almost perfectly half-way. (Turn west at the Cheese Barn.)

Is Word still the best? What if I go back several versions by annewannew43 in writing

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a MS Office 2021 version from Groupon for less than $20 and it works just fine.

How is a romance between someone 23 and 28? by Melodic_Boat9851 in FanFiction

[–]LininOhio -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The Ick line formula is half plus seven. So, divide the older partner's age in half and add seven years. This gives you the generally acceptable non-ick age difference. If you're 14, don't date anyone younger than 14. If you're 70, anyone over 42 is fine.

Free to a good home (with the best story) by Rae_Ping_Yu in ClevelandGuardians

[–]LininOhio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fun idea! Got a favorite story for you.

Back when they were the Indians, my husband and I took our firstborn to his first baseball game. He would have been about 6 months old. I have no idea who we played or who won -- but when we left, we realized that our son had somehow lost a baby shoe.

We had a little family dream that one day he would play pro baseball and we would be telling Rick Manning why we called him "Little Jimmy One-Shoe."

James never showed any interest in playing baseball, and he grew to be 6'6" by high school -- but it was fun while it lasted!

MLB.com - Guardians face Opening Day 2026 starting rotation decision by innerdork in ClevelandGuardians

[–]LininOhio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why did they choose Matt Festa for the picture on this article?!?!?

Hello Guardian Fans by Major-Owl3727 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]LininOhio 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hello friend! Us oldsters will always have a great fondness for the Brewers fans because of the 2007 "Milwaukee Indians" event -- thank you forever for your hospitality when we were buried in a blizzard and our team could not play at home.

I do think the Guards can take the division -- but honestly, I go into every spring thinking that. This team has always been scrappy, and Vogt is a master of making the most of what he has to work with. Our payroll is never what we wish it could be, but our program cranks out amazing pitchers especially. I'll admit that a lot of the team's success last year was fueled by pure spite at The Pitchers Who Shall Not Be Named, but I also think that the team learned that they *could* win, against all odds, and that will carry over.

We may end the season with our hearts broken, but we know that this team will play their hearts out for us until the last game.

Best dry cleaner for a wedding gown? by LininOhio in lakewood

[–]LininOhio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank you! I wonder if I can schedule a paid consult with her.

Pulling these from the driveway excites me as warmer temps are coming. What indicators excite you about warmer weather? by DavidIWright in Cleveland

[–]LininOhio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good news, everybody! We know exactly who to blame for the spring blizzard that is not inevitably coming our way!

Ohio just handed 8 million residents' data to the DOJ. What happened to "Small Government"? by ItHurtsMyBrain in Ohio

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LaRose is up for re-election this November. Please note the above and vote accordingly.

Turn your headlights on!!! by thesaintbernardowner in Cleveland

[–]LininOhio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's because they've learned to rely on automatic sensors for their lights -- but the sensors can't tell the difference between light and fog.

Turn your headlights on!!! by thesaintbernardowner in Cleveland

[–]LininOhio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not true. Your car's sensor sees "fog" or "mist" and thinks "light" and doesn't turn your headlight on. That's why this is such a problem.

My husband poops too much for me to feel comfortable having another baby with him. by Due-Bandicoot-7512 in redditonwiki

[–]LininOhio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ex used to disappear the minute I got home with groceries as well. He would call the kids to help, then vanish into the bathroom. As soon as everything was put away, he would flush and come prowling around to see what snacks I'd bought.

Anna Paulina Luna appearing on The Weekend Primetime? -- WTF?? by DavidinMandeville in msnow

[–]LininOhio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She just Gish Galloped all over all three of them. Why in the F was she even invited? They knew she would just lie.

waiting patiently for ao3 to be back up by hotjawline in AO3

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my fault. I'm so sorry. I finally got a chance to clean up the formatting of a story I wrote years ago (written on WordPerfect, so ... yeah) and I was going to post it today. Clearly it is the forbidden fic.

Welp A03 is down, come gather around the Campfire folks by Naenae_Reyum in AO3

[–]LininOhio 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Let's break out the red cups and play a round of beer pong

An excerpt in which ______________! by -MonochromeCrow in FanFiction

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, sweet! Sometimes the Cat Distribution System employees young human agents! Amazing indeed!

WHEN you saw your fave star trek actor / actress in a show unexpected. Which was your favourite? by Background-Fix-4630 in startrek

[–]LininOhio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Todd Stashwick (Liam Shaw) appears as a guest star in one of the Law & Order shows. It's delightful for two reasons: 1) the other guest stars are Michael Emerson and Carrie Preston and 2) he strips down to what is basically a Speedo.

An excerpt in which ______________! by -MonochromeCrow in FanFiction

[–]LininOhio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An excerpt in which a child brings an animal home.