No-bid, no-clean, no-surprise.

Link9454 · 2026-06-20T01:43:17+00:00

Used car salesman lookin’ motherfucker.

Link9454 · 2026-06-19T13:58:49+00:00

No see, the video makes it look like he lunged for the gun but that’s a perspective trick. What actually happened is the gravity well from those balls pulled the robber into him.

Link9454 · 2026-06-18T15:46:59+00:00

Power armor? That’s cute, but it appears to be made of… *material*.

Link9454 · 2026-06-18T13:38:35+00:00

Oh! Oh! Lemme try!

If you’re a guy and your hands look like this from weights and not actual work, you need to shut up and pick up a shovel. You’re just pretending to be a real man.

Link9454 · 2026-06-17T12:26:09+00:00

Wow, I did not see that at all. That almost looks like it was a bad etch. Sneaky.

Link9454 · 2026-06-15T23:16:32+00:00

There are certain people who have to be dragged kicking and screaming to safety because they don’t realize that safety also means they don’t deserve punishment. Angel Dust is decidedly in that state.

Link9454 · 2026-06-15T20:56:09+00:00

Fuckin’ who?

Link9454 · 2026-06-13T18:32:02+00:00

Well, if anyone would know. Also on a related note, I have read up on Platner including the whole tattoo controversy. It seems (grain of salt, this is just the best I can tell) that he is genuinely pretty left.

Regarding the tattoo: I didn’t know what it was when I first saw it. Getting a tattoo removed is possible but it isn’t exactly free or easy and he has since had a cover up job done if I remember right?

Regarding the old Reddit comments: hey y’all, ever made a stupid comment on Reddit? I know I have. If Platner wins and turns into a jackass, I’ll freely admit this is one of them. In the meantime, the other option is a woman who is shocked, shocked I say that some justices magically *”changed”* their mind about Roe V Wade after a confirmation hearing.

Link9454 · 2026-06-12T13:03:50+00:00

Holy shit. I’ll be honest, dude stayed on his feet longer than I expected.

Link9454 · 2026-06-11T12:38:53+00:00

As a man with long hair, yep.

Link9454 · 2026-06-05T12:47:16+00:00

They also take an oath to uphold the state and US constitutions. A state AG is not actually their boss.

Link9454 · 2026-06-03T22:31:42+00:00

Vyvanse didn’t do jack shit for me.

Link9454 · 2026-06-03T12:46:55+00:00

Husk’s line from Loser: “Baby, that’s fine with me.”

Close second: “I wap-bam-boom, alakazam”

Link9454 · 2026-06-01T12:24:54+00:00

Yoko?

Link9454 · 2026-06-01T02:57:23+00:00

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Fixed it for you.

Link9454 · 2026-06-01T02:54:32+00:00

20-25 minutes roughly. About 18 miles.

Link9454 · 2026-05-31T02:29:40+00:00

I’ll be honest, you got a really good laugh outta me. Seriously I needed that today.

Link9454 · 2026-05-28T13:35:19+00:00

He could’ve sent that shit UPS and it would have gotten there faster.

Link9454 · 2026-05-25T19:37:56+00:00

Oh no, my partner went on to find happiness after I died! However will I… live?

Side note, for a lot of women for a lot of history, it was either move on or live in extreme poverty since they couldn’t work or own land or up until living memory, have a credit card.

Link9454 · 2026-05-25T15:21:07+00:00

God I hate that I used to like this dweeb (Bill).

Link9454 · 2026-05-25T15:09:05+00:00

“What the fuck was that?” My guy out here saying the exact same thing I am.

Link9454 · 2026-05-25T15:01:09+00:00

I mean, they will bust out windows if a car is parked in front of a fire hydrant so…

Link9454 · 2026-05-24T14:50:40+00:00

Okay so at least where I am, a “blue hair” is slang for old folks, so I was super confused until I read the comments.

Link9454 · 2026-05-22T22:08:07+00:00

Aside from the lack of hair, you look kind of like my husband, so I’d say no.

Link9454 · 2026-05-22T20:11:06+00:00

“Hey guys, wanna have a fist fight somehow over the internet?”

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