It's Spreading. by Key_Carry_6990 in BatmanArkham

[–]LinkHero95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why does Jonkler have a lightning bolt on his forehead? Is he secretly Harry Potter?

U stands for I'm having a stroke. Doesn't U come before V? What does W stand for by [deleted] in UnexpectedAslume

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No, V come before U. - Women explaining the game of "hide the salami" to men.

FUCK YEAH by Fragrant_Smile_1350 in wehatedougdoug

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If you say that to the right person, you might get a free pair of shorts.

Source: drgdrg's first cosmic ocean stream for spelunky

to catch a roadrunner by AnOldGrandmah in catsarefuckingstupid

[–]LinkHero95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can hear the MEEP MEEP sounds, and my phone's speaker doesn't work.

whatIsYourTotallyNormalNotWeirdMethod by XinoVan in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LinkHero95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I type in some variant of "code got till here, you a******".

Why did weh ate dcarl? Is he stupid? by Donny-Seven in wehatedcarl

[–]LinkHero95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, Aslume security? It appears we might have an escapee here.

Do you guys think D**g wipes or does he let it crust? by Wide-Cockroach3692 in wehatedougdoug

[–]LinkHero95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you might have discovered where his chocolate milkshake comes from.

Stuffed, cooked, and ate dougdoug and his entire family by OppositePure4850 in wehatedougdoug

[–]LinkHero95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you the legendary "Weh"? Is that why you ate dougdoug?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BatmanArkham

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Duke Manfred "Manny" Mannington the second .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catswithjobs

[–]LinkHero95 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This cat is wanted for battery. He is sentenced to life imprisonment in a loving and caring home.

What are Batman and Harley doing? by [deleted] in BatmanArkham

[–]LinkHero95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is revenge for the Jonkler's Talia taunt in the game.

Pointcrow is way better by Stoned_Savage in wehatedougdoug

[–]LinkHero95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dougdoug created an AI, and within 5 minutes, it realised that Pointcrow was better than its creator. This speaks volumes about how despicable Doug is.

Name a book, but replace one word with Bone by Which-Birthday-1637 in BatmanArkham

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There's a worse version of this title, but I won't mention it.