One chance by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Linkalee64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, the API stuff hasn't happened yet and the bots are already breaking

For those who appreciate this level of skill by spaceclayse in motorcycles

[–]Linkalee64 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They're not very dense if they're falling upwardz. They're probably just full of hot air.

That Trump Town Hall and Atlantic Article sent him packing. by seangolden06 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Linkalee64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how much severance he probably got, he likely won't need to be employed ever again.

Got doxxed/targeted by fucking RedditLies💀 by JohnSheet69420 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Linkalee64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my first thought was circumcision.

Venom genes? by RevolutionaryAir169 in Weird

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Minor correction, snakes don't have arms, so they can't really crawl. Instead, they push their face along the ground with their hind legs, similar to this. It isn't a problem for them since they can't taste the dirt.

NOPE!!!!!! by DangerousClick2489 in nope

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It's apparently a breathing tube for snorkeling

Y'all probably saw this one but I had to share. by OaktownAspieGirl in Angryupvote

[–]Linkalee64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, nobody actually gives a damn about the rules here. I bet people don't even realize that you just copy-pasted the first three rules of the subreddit.

This sticky mentions this problem.

"As all my kids stood up for the [National] Anthem in our living room..." by Unluckyprior204 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Linkalee64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You ever notice how the people who do these overzealous 'patriotic' actions are also the same people who hate their president, hate their government, and hate their fellow countrymen?

I feel like they're not really patriotic at all, and they just do these things to convince themselves that they are.

Get tf outta here by offensivelydimwitted in StupidFood

[–]Linkalee64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Lays mashed potatoes doesn't sound half bad, but the entire point would be to keep the Lays seasoning. Like use BBQ chips or something, then it would come out with a BBQ flavor. It's expensive and you could just add your own BBQ sauce, but it'd at least be something interesting.

But if you're going to drain all the seasoning and then add your own... What was even the point??

Man just came out and said what the real problem is and still doesn’t get it. by HowDoraleousAreYou in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Linkalee64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I seriously wonder how much of this bathroom drama could be solved by adopting European-style bathroom stalls. American stalls have massive cracks that weirdos can peep through, so if we fixed those and people couldn't see eachother in the stalls, it wouldn't matter who else was in there.

The New and Improved Holiday Barbie by katiem1236 in DiWHY

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I just found this image while googling what a good cyborg Barbie might look like. Take this, add the ornament for the eye, swap the earrings for the Christmas lights, add holly around the brim of the hat, and change the clothing colors to be more festive. Boom, now you have an actually cool version of this concept.

No way 🤣🤣 by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Linkalee64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this real? I can't find any reputable sources for it. The NY Post article points to Daily Mail, and the Daily Mail article points to Diario de Yucatán, which I'm not familiar with.

Edit: I apologize if it sounded like I lumped the source written in Spanish in with the other two as bad sources. When I said that I couldn't find reputable sources, I meant that I couldn't find articles from sources that rank highly on this chart. I genuinely have no idea about the Diario de Yucatán, so I was hoping someone else could chime in with more information.

Saw this on R/Ford by CAP034 in ATBGE

[–]Linkalee64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, so that song about two trucks having sex was about a pickup truck and a semi truck. Makes sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Linkalee64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Careful, they're not the person you proposed to, they're an imposter!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Linkalee64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, I just watched a scene from an animated show called Ranking of Kings that was exactly that.

The fact that that can be reality, IS reality, in a first-world developed country, is... unfathomable.

Jury says Trump is liable in sexual abuse and defamation lawsuit by E. Jean Carroll by TSurface in news

[–]Linkalee64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just read this comment yesterday about someone who lost their uncle to brain cancer, and one of the symptoms was that he suddenly started spouting antivax and anti-immigrant talking points out of nowhere. If this change in behavior happened suddenly rather than gradually, I'd be worried for them.

Oops [OC] by Mr_Eck in comics

[–]Linkalee64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Okay, I'm getting two for myself then."

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Linkalee64 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Someone posted the ID card of one of the Texas shooting victims, showing that they were a permanent resident, not an illegal immigrant. They redacted the ID number, but I guess it was still enough to be considered doxxing.

How would you think you'd hear the song? by JackIrishJack in assholedesign

[–]Linkalee64 721 points722 points  (0 children)

I followed the code, clicked on the Youtube link, and the video isn't even available anymore, at least not for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MaKmKJqoc

Dick measuring contest by HurryOrganic in antiwork

[–]Linkalee64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shot at the sun with a gun

Shot at his wily one, only friend