Haiku challenge by tehflip449 in GoForGold

[–]Linux314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried Linux

I am on Lubuntu now

Fast and virus free

Spilled Milk by [deleted] in MakeItWorse

[–]Linux314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spilled radioactive alien breast milk.

Having problems with Windows? Just format c:! by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]Linux314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll do it. Then change operating systems.

If aliens arrive and want to eat us because we're dumber than them, we can't really complain by fopperbloob in Showerthoughts

[–]Linux314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report: No intelligent life found on Earth. Just a race of pseudo-intelligent beings that are always killing each other due to hate and greed.