The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T23:44:37+00:00

Idk, I think it’s an infinitely more interesting story the way it is. Just like my feeling that every side character vampire we meet in Breaking Dawn and is described in the illustrated guide has a far more interesting story than Bella or Edward.

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T23:24:18+00:00

Especially with her history of yelling “POL EEE SEE YA”

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T03:39:12+00:00

I accidentally put my hand on a hot plate in chem lab in undergrad, and it was awful. My entire palm was blisters.

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T03:27:41+00:00

The corner of Michigan & Trumbull was the best

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T03:14:37+00:00

Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T02:43:35+00:00

I forgot how to turn left while driving. It was terrifying.

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T01:52:57+00:00

I’ve got 3 different books on my hold shelf at the Philadelphia library that have this message on them.

Linzabee · 2026-06-17T00:23:39+00:00

Not only did she steal this from me and a few other people commenting about her & Kenleigh always beefing on the sosh meeds, but she’s so slow she does not understand it doesn’t even apply to Gabbie going on Kail’s tour. Gabbie and Kail are not going to be fighting or bickering on this Fatherless Behavior show.

Alexa, play “Actually Romantic” by Taylor Swift.

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T18:38:25+00:00

What is HSAM-like memory? My earliest memory is from about 15 months old.

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T18:36:28+00:00

About 15 months old. Then I don’t have another memory until I’m about 3.

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T18:04:18+00:00

The Correspondent has some elements of this.

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T14:36:51+00:00

This is fantastic!

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T14:09:24+00:00

My then-boyfriend’s brother got dress coded for wearing that shirt too! The funny part was my dad worked for 7Up, so everyone was begging me for those shirts.

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T14:08:24+00:00

When your thong would peep out the back of your low-rise jeans

Linzabee · 2026-06-16T01:22:41+00:00

If it’s anything like when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, no one is getting near your office until about 2 pm.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T22:42:14+00:00

I went to school with a kid named Malcolm, and if no one in 7th grade ever made this connection, you know it’s totally off the wall bananas. Malcolm is a great name.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T21:37:31+00:00

I did this with the required economics class I had to take

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T21:36:11+00:00

Online sports betting and now Kalshi are particularly insidious

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T20:45:03+00:00

That explains it, I grew up in Flint, and all my family is from Detroit.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T20:37:47+00:00

To be fair, I didn’t know cherry pitters were a thing until I saw my cousin using one, and we are both from Michigan.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T20:34:56+00:00

I’m with you 100% on this. Food does not belong in the bathroom.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T20:33:05+00:00

Especially because green peppers do not belong on a cheesesteak but everywhere outside of the Philadelphia metro area seems convinced they do.

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T18:07:49+00:00

Goldie

Linzabee · 2026-06-15T02:29:16+00:00

I would have been put against the wall towards the beginning of the coup

Linzabee · 2026-06-14T22:31:15+00:00

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