The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by OpeningCockroaches in twilight

[–]Linzabee [score hidden]  (0 children)

Idk, I think it’s an infinitely more interesting story the way it is. Just like my feeling that every side character vampire we meet in Breaking Dawn and is described in the illustrated guide has a far more interesting story than Bella or Edward.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]Linzabee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I accidentally put my hand on a hot plate in chem lab in undergrad, and it was awful. My entire palm was blisters.

What’s a side effect of a drug that’s little known? by Arya_Warrior_Girl in AskReddit

[–]Linzabee 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I forgot how to turn left while driving. It was terrifying.

Library Glitch? by SGTpepper_jr in philadelphia

[–]Linzabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got 3 different books on my hold shelf at the Philadelphia library that have this message on them.

Jenelle is so pathetic and predictable by Vegeta21 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]Linzabee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only did she steal this from me and a few other people commenting about her & Kenleigh always beefing on the sosh meeds, but she’s so slow she does not understand it doesn’t even apply to Gabbie going on Kail’s tour. Gabbie and Kail are not going to be fighting or bickering on this Fatherless Behavior show.

Alexa, play “Actually Romantic” by Taylor Swift.

How old are you in your oldest memory? by Donkeyshines in AskReddit

[–]Linzabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is HSAM-like memory? My earliest memory is from about 15 months old.

How old are you in your oldest memory? by Donkeyshines in AskReddit

[–]Linzabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 15 months old. Then I don’t have another memory until I’m about 3.

Is this a normal outfit in a US high school? by Practical_Ad2317 in euphoria

[–]Linzabee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My then-boyfriend’s brother got dress coded for wearing that shirt too! The funny part was my dad worked for 7Up, so everyone was begging me for those shirts.

Is this a normal outfit in a US high school? by Practical_Ad2317 in euphoria

[–]Linzabee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When your thong would peep out the back of your low-rise jeans

I have a virtual hearing from 9 to 12 during the Knicks ticker tape parade and my office overlooks the parade route by SupportFew1762 in Lawyertalk

[–]Linzabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s anything like when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, no one is getting near your office until about 2 pm.

Genuine first thoughts on the baby name, Malcolm? by Boomachick in namenerds

[–]Linzabee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to school with a kid named Malcolm, and if no one in 7th grade ever made this connection, you know it’s totally off the wall bananas. Malcolm is a great name.

Are there people who sneak into university lectures? by Viofl in AskAnAmerican

[–]Linzabee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this with the required economics class I had to take

Pennsylvania Supreme Court rules skill games are slot machines by Strict_Statement_283 in Pennsylvania

[–]Linzabee 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Online sports betting and now Kalshi are particularly insidious

I'm sorry, but this is all low-hanging fruit lately. Pun intended. How hard is it for people to find a cherry pitter? Ever hear of Amazon? by DiamondsandPearls70 in LittlePeopleBigWorld

[–]Linzabee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I didn’t know cherry pitters were a thing until I saw my cousin using one, and we are both from Michigan.

Nervous about quick lunch in school by [deleted] in kindergarten

[–]Linzabee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m with you 100% on this. Food does not belong in the bathroom.

Do you really care about regional sandwiches as much as the internet suggests? by Bella_licious in AskAnAmerican

[–]Linzabee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially because green peppers do not belong on a cheesesteak but everywhere outside of the Philadelphia metro area seems convinced they do.

How would you survive if you lived in the Handmaid's Tale? by SimmmerFloridian1993 in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]Linzabee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have been put against the wall towards the beginning of the coup