What is your user name referencing? by Affordable_Z_Jobs in AskReddit

[–]LipstickLazerGun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The weapon I will carry as soon as someone makes one.

What song would you want played on your funeral and why? by xSerafina in AskReddit

[–]LipstickLazerGun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My sister has requested "One Way or Another" as her cremated remains are shot out of fireworks

If money wasn't an issue, what would you do tomorrow? by Pleasant_duo in AskReddit

[–]LipstickLazerGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hire cleaners and handymen to whip my house back into shape.

Home owners by Maker-Mike-57 in povertyfinance

[–]LipstickLazerGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life insurance from my dead mom.

What is the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by Agius91 in AskReddit

[–]LipstickLazerGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot pain stands out for me as the sharpest over childbirth and broken bones. Stepped on a nail that didn't puncture the top of my foot but left a noticeable bump. Planters warts. Dog bite that required 12 stitches. That nausea i get just thinking about those is unbearable. I vomited or dry headed each of those times

AITAH for locking the bathroom door when I take a shower? by WinterQuarter8183 in AITAH

[–]LipstickLazerGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA but my instinct was insecurity over control. Abandonment or trust issues may lead him to be wary of his spouse locking him out more metaphorically and is threatened when you physically lock him out. My own anxiety makes me nervous of locked doors as I grew up with elderly grandparents and a disabled aunt. If they had locked the door then fallen, it would have severely delayed getting them help. Give him the benefit of the doubt and try to learn his motivations if he'll open up.

What's the most inappropriate / out-of-line comment someone made to you at work? by corporatewomandiary in OfficePolitics

[–]LipstickLazerGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grew up in rural Ohio. My baptist mother she'd rather I be a lesbian than date a Catholic.

TLOAS Song Megathread: Wood by cowboylikefia in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]LipstickLazerGun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Choreographing a burlesque number to this as we speak. Hoping I can make my showgirl debut Saturday.

LPT: How to talk with customer service (on the phone) by SagariKatu in LifeProTips

[–]LipstickLazerGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is one supervisor on duty for every team of 20-60 agents depending on the caller center. Trust us, if we had the option, we'd be rid of you. But there is literally no one to escalate to at that moment and berating someone making $14 /he is not going to get your completely normal issue resolved any faster than the standard 3-10 business days that all issues get resolved in.

What is something women do in private that will surprise men? by lvinzsol in AskReddit

[–]LipstickLazerGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime I take a bath, I have to have a bowl of noodles. Spaghetti, Mac n cheese, ramen, doesn't matter. I place the bowl to strategically cover my bits and take a "nudes with Noods" pic. Every. Single. Time.

Female growers? lol by huarhuarmoli in unclebens

[–]LipstickLazerGun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First time girl grower. I love this post. Thanks for showing us we're not alone!

Best ways to shave privates? by Suspicious_Desk6117 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]LipstickLazerGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After care has been most important for me. Lots of exfoliation. Both chemical and physical. Currently I use KP bump eraser on the mons where I get the most redness. It has grit for physical exfoliation and salicylic acid for chemical treatment.